Possum Princess Opines on IQ

Uncle Sugar’s Little Squirt (eww, gross), Elmira Gantry

Sarah Sanders: Congress not ‘smart enough’ to look through Trump’s taxes

Yes, the proud graduate of Possum Hollar’s finest Journalism School (and Pancake Hut!), Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders is telling us that Congress —which surely has a few people from the world of Finance and who wrote the damn tax laws— is too dumb to unnerstan’ Prznint Stupid’s tax returns.

And now, a musical interlude:

🎼 “Folks is dumb 🎵

Whar I come from 🎶

They ain’t had any learnin’ ♬

Still they file 🎶

Their Form E-Z 🎵

Jus’ like a Huck-a-bee ♬

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8 Responses to Possum Princess Opines on IQ

  1. Bruce388 says:

    As seen on Twitter: Many members of Congress have law degrees, there are accountants, medical doctors, and Ph.Ds. Now, let’s have Sarah tell us about the shitty Bible college she attended for a major in Communications.

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  2. Redhand says:

    And this is an excuse not to turn over tax returns pursuant to an unequivocal statutory mandate?

    I guess she really is this fucking stupid, but I bet Trump instructed here to say this. It sounds like him. I assume he’s shitting himself over any disclosure.

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  3. ming says:

    It always projection with the Trumpies.

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  4. Oh I hope they’re all filing their Form EZ this year, since the IRS dropped all the individual forms but that weird-ass half-page 1040. Be fun if Trumplandia all got audited 😛

    (Seriously, what’s up with that form? it could have all fit on one page, but they turned it into two, and I won’t get started on the dumb fucking layout…it looks like they outsourced it to Ivanka, who did her usual bang-up job of lazily fucking it up half-assedly. like: there’s a box for additions to income, but not one for deductions; there you’re just supposed to subtract them from the total from what’s on schedule 1. Hell why not have a bottom line on Schedule 1? If a mere computer geek like me can figure out these things why can’t they?

    But this is nothing on the TSKoA. They have one downloadable form; which is this horribly locked down weird Adobe/javascript/form frankenstein monster you gotta fill out only the blue boxes and if you hold your tongue just right and tilt your head everything else gets filled out, except for the box that you enter your calculated tax in…THAT you have to do by hand. And you can’t save it, or print to a pdf, no you have to print it (to the printer in your office five miles away because your printers is broke! Twice, because MPS isn’t the only place I make boneheaded typos!), and leave the thing open on your computer until you’ve proofread it because closing it sets you back to square one.)

    Guess who did his taxes this weekend! 8-P

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    • MDavis says:

      Yeah, that weird 1040 got me going, too. I started early, so I had time to just read the whole thing,shut it down and think about it, come back and read it again…
      The old 1040 had a line or two where they just left the number in there but the form said something like “this line reserved for in case we need it later for something later” but this wiping out half the page and then going on to the next… it’s basically simpler but is a major enough change to be confusing on that count alone.


  5. Sarah Huckabee Sanders reminds me more of her daddy every day.

    And I hate being reminded of her daddy.

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  6. MDavis says:

    Is this one of those “don’t worry your pretty little heads about it” things? She did call out congressmen and women, does she do that a lot? Yeah I could see here going there. “Women aren’t smart, except me.” And can’t congress bring in experts to clarify what is in the returns if it is too much to unwind for the untwisted, relatively speaking?

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