Important Goat Rodeo News!

(Courtesy of seekrit scissorhead @NamelessCynic of the Tweeters)

The LATimes tells us that Prznint Stupid’s 2020 Goat Rodeo re-election campaign will report that it raised more than $30M Ameros in the first quarter of 2019, edging out the top two Democratic rivals combined.

“The Trump campaign said nearly 99% of its donations were of $200 or less, with an average donation of $34.26.”

There’s some definitional wiggle room there (the average donation of $200 or less was $34.26, but what was the average of the $200 or more, hmm?), but still very big number. Of course, he declared and started running literally hours after being sworn-in.

Also, the LATimes reports that Sen. Kamala Harris released 15 years of her tax returns, which is perhaps to infinity and beyond the number of tax returns (0) that the Russian Usurpers has released. Just sayin’.

Harris is the early favorite among Hollywood donors in the 2020 race.

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5 Responses to Important Goat Rodeo News!

  1. Kind of ignores the fact that there are 20 Democrats running, doesn’t it?

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    And how much of those campaign funds were used to hire the eleventy-seven lawyers Drumph was apprehensive enough to hire, in order to beat back the allegations he was so fearful of, before Low Barr reassured him the Mueller Report was a nothing burger?

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Most of the small donations were for $14.88.

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  4. And Trump’s been collecting that since January 22, 2017 since he declared his campaign on about 3..4 seconds after he was inaugurated. So taking almost 2½ years to beat what the Dems have raised in a couple months really isn’t all that impressive, is it…

    Also if you want to compare apples to apples, or dare I say it “inauguration crowd size to inauguration crowd size”: the Republican candidate has raised $30 million. The Democratic candidates have raised. $93.7…

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