I Coludious
(Hat tip: Skinny-D)

As you guys know, on Monday, House Democrats said they would issue subpoenas for Mueller’s “full and complete report, its underlying evidence and related matters” if strategic hire AG Bill Barr did not cough them up by their deadline of um, yesterday. On March 14, the House voted 420-0 in favor of a resolution calling for the Justice Department to release the full Mueller report, so kinda bipartisan and kinda veto-proof!

Prznint Stupid was asked if he wanted to see the special counsel’s report released, to which he replied: “Up to the attorney general, but it wouldn’t bother me at all . . . Wouldn’t bother me at all.” You know, because he was TOTALLY EXONERATED, bigly. Amirite?

Prznint Stupid again said he would have no problem letting Congress  and We the People see it in all of its glory. “I have nothing to hide . . . absolutely nothing to hide.” (ew, gross, we hope he was talking about the Mueller Report!)

So it’s weird, huh,  that after a week of…

No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 24, 2019

…the Russian Usurper seems to be changing his view on full disclosure!

Monday:

No matter what information is given to the crazed Democrats from the No Collusion Mueller Report, it will never be good enough. Behind closed doors the Dems are laughing!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 1, 2019

Tuesday:

In 1998, Rep.Jerry Nadler strongly opposed the release of the Starr Report on Bill Clinton. No information whatsoever would or could be legally released. But with the NO COLLUSION Mueller Report, which the Dems hate, he wants it all. NOTHING WILL EVER SATISFY THEM! @foxandfriends

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 2, 2019

And just to be safe, Comrade Stupid added

There is no amount of testimony or document production that can satisfy Jerry Nadler or Shifty Adam Schiff. It is now time to focus exclusively on properly running our great Country!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 2, 2019

Prznint Stupid then described calls to release the full report:

“somewhat of a waste of time” …. Trump comments on whether Mueller Report should be released. pic.twitter.com/ISCzdUKUMK

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 2, 2019

…and just to be sure added:

Trump: demands for release of the full Mueller report are a “disgrace” pic.twitter.com/dxkC6XL26L

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 2, 2019

Then Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders sensing that maybe she needed to earn her Ameros this month (Momma needs a new shower curtain) added that that Democrats are “sore losers” who need to move on (click on the tweet to see the full statement):

From the current version of the briefing, which is now an informal gaggle, via pooler @EliStokols pic.twitter.com/6w50B49yGz

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) April 2, 2019

Anyway, just now Axios ALERT!!1!that the sore losers are subpoena’ing the damn report!

“The House Judiciary Committee voted on Wednesday to authorize a subpoena compelling Attorney General William Barr to turn over special counsel Robert Mueller’s “full and unredacted” report.”

So I guess maybe the Fourth Reich might have popped the champagne too soon?