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After resurrecting repealing Obamacare, Comrade Stupid is now saying he never said that he was planning to do it. Now, he says that he will have a Republican healthcare plan to replace the Affordable Care Act after the 2020 Goat Rodeo.

To be clear, Doctor Prznint Stupid has not asked strategic hire AG Bill Barr to back the eff off the Justice Department’s support for Judge Reed O’Connor’s ruling that struck down the entire ACA, but he’s now promising to reveal his secret plan to end the war in Vietnam, er, to have a beautiful new healthcare law after the 2020 Goat Rodeo.

In related news, the check is in the mail.

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6 Responses to Flop Flips

  1. YellowDog says:

    He probably didn’t ask McConnell because McConnell made it clear that vote wasn’t going to happen before the election. No Senate Republicans will be on the record. Individual 1 is flailing around for distractions because the Mueller report will come out and, even in a heavily redacted form, the stench of corruption will be evident. My favorite line from a former AUSA (paraphrased): I never needed 400 pages to say that everything was alright. The reaction to a border closing has probably killed that scheme. The big, beautiful wall is in limbo, Republican healthcare reform (it’s hard to write that with a straight face) is on hold. I fear it must be time to blow up someone else’s country for a change. That will rally the base. They hate them furiners. Murica! Fuck yeah!

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      No sitting preznit has ever lost a re-election bid during a war, so be ready to not be surprised by an “October surprise.”

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  2. roket says:

    That wonderful HealthCare package he speaks of? Is that on the same list as the awesome immigration reform package, that fantastic wall funding package, or that fair and balance gun reform package, or that outstanding infrastructure package…. yadda yadda yadda.

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  3. moeman says:

    Healthcare is difficult and tRUmp has a year and a half to study.


  4. H-Bob says:

    The healthcare plan proposed by the Republicans always is “Don’t Fear the Reaper” !

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      Actually, it’s a 3-part plan that is quite rational:

      Don’t get sick, if you don’t have insurance….like the kind WE do.
      If you DO get sick, you better hope that your family and friends will be more than willing to donate to your GoFundMe account.
      If #1 and #2 don’t work, at least have the decency to die quickly, and have burial insurance while you’re at it.


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