Cillizza Sets New Land-Speed Record in Horse Race Journalism Hot Takes!

All the media outlets breathlessly tell us how many Ameros the 2020 Goat rodeo candidates are raising, but one outlet stands above the others. Axios email ALERT tells us…

“2020 Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders announced Tuesday that he has raised $18.2 million from more than 900,000 individual donors since launching his campaign on Feb. 19.

“By the numbers: Sanders raised $5.9 million in the first 24 hours after announcing his candidacy. His campaign told reporters on a press call that he has $28 million cash on-hand thanks to transfers from pre-existing funds. For comparison, Sen. Kamala Harris announced Monday she raised $12 million from 218,000 individual donors, while Pete Buttigieg said he has raised $7 million from 158,550 donors.”

But, you know, to put it all into perspective, we turn to the Pride of CNN, Chris Cillizza for a HOT TAKE!

Cillizza somehow found a way to say that a white dude’s lesser amount of fund-raised Ameros is more important than a black woman’s greater amount of fund-raised Ameros, which I guess is why he makes the big bucks.

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5 Responses to Cillizza Sets New Land-Speed Record in Horse Race Journalism Hot Takes!

  1. YellowDog says:

    The black woman is scarier than the gay guy? I can never figure out these hierarchies.

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    • MDavis says:

      You need to factor in the individual commenter’s gut-take. This makes the hierarchies somewhat malleable.

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    • tengrain says:

      Yellowdog –

      I think what it really is is that Cilliza’s masculinity is more threatened by a woman than by a gay man.

      Only guessing of course.




      • YellowDog says:

        I suspect his masculinity is threatened by a smart, successful woman. More’s the pity. And then there’s the “Mad Bitch Beer” episode.

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  2. roket says:

    What did he say? Obama’s 12 gazillion inauguration attendees make Trump’s 420 paid attendees look that much better??

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