Happy Hour News Briefs
Our pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin (besides wearing her new merch, the fetching Q-Hat she designed herself and will be selling soon) connects Pizzagate to Jussie Smollett, and you’ll never guess that Obama/Kamala/Podesta/Wikileaks/Anthony Weiner and 65,000 Chicago hot dogs are involved… and IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE! WAKE-UP!!1!
(I was gonna try to clip the chewiest bit of nuttery only, but it’s like a SNL skit, she goes so completely off the rails it was hard to choose an ending point. Totally worth the 4 minutes. Trust me.)