News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Our pal Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokin (besides wearing her new merch, the fetching Q-Hat she designed herself and will be selling soon) connects Pizzagate to Jussie Smollett, and you’ll never guess that Obama/Kamala/Podesta/Wikileaks/Anthony Weiner and 65,000 Chicago hot dogs are involved… and IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP, SHEEPLE! WAKE-UP!!1!

(I was gonna try to clip the chewiest bit of nuttery only, but it’s like a SNL skit, she goes so completely off the rails it was hard to choose an ending point. Totally worth the 4 minutes. Trust me.)

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16 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. Scottie says:

    Hello TG. I am sorry but that is too much batshit crazy for me to stomach. Does she really believe this stuff or is it an act? No one could be that screwed up and still be able to walk upright. That others listen to her, that she has followers, confuses me and is rather frightening. Hugs

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    • tengrain says:


      I don’t think she’s acting; I do think Alex Jones is a grifter.

      I think that is her real mental state. I see her as sort of barometer of Conspiracy Theorists. They are all getting really bug-eyed lately. I think something is gonna give in their world.



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      • Scottie says:

        Hello TG. Boy I hate to be around when she blows her head gasket. The pressure in that cracked pot must be about at a critical level and red lining. She is running nitro at full rev.

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  2. Nope, nat gettin’ outta the boat. Just had too much crazy lately.

    Bet I’m pretty sure Nestle’s is in the mix somewhere

    Why else would she have a Q with bunny ears…

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  3. 65,000 Chicago hot dogs? Red Hots, Chicago Dog style? You have my interest….


  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    If you think that the words ‘cheese pizza’, written in the context of a pizzeria order, means ‘child porn’, you are the one with the problem.

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  5. MJG says:

    Someone PLEASE put Thorozine in her OJ.

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  6. MDavis says:

    Why,oh, why couldn’t she just have gotten into crystals or palm reading or astrology…
    She is so obsessed with child sex, and she isn’t the only one. And, criminy, even Freud would say that sometimes a hot dog is just a hot dog.
    Oh, here’s what Snopes said on that – one random email via Wikileaks tosses out the claim that Obama had $65K worth of hot dogs flown in from Chicago on taxpayer money,which seems to have been a joke by some humor impaired intelligence agent.
    I like the Q/A with Souza, Obama’s White House photographer.

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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    Someone tried to convince me the other day that “Q-anon” stood for Quislings Anonymous. Had he waited till April 1st, I might have gone for it. But as we all know, the first step is admitting you have a problem, which I highly doubt Liz would ever do.

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  8. roket says:

    Changing the meaning of words as you go along is the same thing as moving the goal posts. Also too I think her vocal cords need tuning.

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    • “The conspiracy will be autotuned”’s late, been another insane day here in the TSKoA, and I’m getting punchy.

      The University of Arizona has had some students who protested the Border Patorl doing a rah rah presentation on campus arrested. All in the name of “Free Speech”

      Trying to follow their moebius loop of “logic” that protesting the presence of the Border patrol is somehow ‘censoring” them and an assault on their freezepeach is making my brain hurt, so I’m going home to see if application of sufficient quantities of IPA will clarify this morondrum, wrapped in derp, cloaked in hypocrisy…

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