Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

The Dumb One is the Fort Knox of Stupid.

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14 Responses to Petunia & Pals Wins The Morning!

  1. Jim says:

    Even Steve Douchebag thinks he’s an idiot.

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  2. Nangleator says:

    He’s genuinely abashed!

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  3. Boston cream pie is a cake.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Oneofthebobs says:

    Irrational pie.

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  5. YellowDog says:

    The stupid is strong with this one.

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  6. ming says:

    Some Pi day humor other than that dunce Brian Kilmeade.

    3.14% of sailors are pi-rates.
    Never talk to pi. He’ll go on forever.
    Simple as 3.141592…
    The roundest knight at King Arthur’s table was Sir Cumference. He ate too much pi.
    The worst thing about getting hit in the face with pi is that it never ends.
    What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi.
    What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert? Apple pi.
    What is the official animal of Pi Day? The pi-thon.
    A pizza has a radius z and thickness a. Its volume is pizza (or pizz*a)
    What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!
    The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”
    In Alaska, where temperatures get below freezing, pi is only 3.00. After all, everything shrinks in the cold.
    What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? Pi in the sky.
    What do you get when you cut a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi.
    What is 1.57? Half a pie.

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