News That Will Drive You To Drink

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I guess he things he’s Gawd instead of just gawd-damned.

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19 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Steve-O says:

    Getting a bibble signed by tRump- isn’t that idolatry? Or at least the sin of pride?

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    • tengrain says:

      Steve-O – can you imagine having a bible signed by the Antichrist? That’s gonna be bucks in the bank at the Possum Hollar Swap Meet!

      Rgds,

      TG

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  2. donnah says:

    I’m mildly surprised Trump didn’t burst into flame when he entered a church, much less when he touched a Bible.

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    • Karla says:

      I think it just proves my belief that there is no gawd. If there was, would he/she put up with the evangelicals and their hypocrisy?

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  3. another kiwi says:

    These Bibles are gonna be worth a pretty penny when Comrade Ragenuts dies in prison.

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  4. absolute proof there is no ‘vengeful god’. No lightning strikes to be seen. OTOH, it’s not so much worshiping a golden calf as worshiping a cheaply gold-plated pig.

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    FatNixon did a better job in Puerto Rico when he tossed paper towels.

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  6. He signed the front covers.

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  7. But having a bibble defaced by having “Smmmmmmmyk” scrawled on the cover has got to be kind of special.

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  8. moeman says:

    Jizzus, sign my tits!

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  9. MDavis says:

    Rango did it better.

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  10. Bruce388 says:

    FatNixon, who continuously breaks all seven deadly sins, signs Bibles. You can’t make this stuff up.

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  11. buckobear says:

    At least he didn’t throw the bibles at the crowd. Just sayin’ ………

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  12. FELINE MAMA says:

    What no hamberders? I’m sure they would have like that better.

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  13. Dennis Cole says:

    All in all, I’d rather have an autographed roll of Brawny. More useful for when the next one blows through.

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