Rubio Releases Statement on Trump’s Usurping Power

Deep thoughts from Marco Rubio, Man of Destiny!

Regular readers know that MPS is firmly of the belief that each morning, Sen. Marco Rubio springs out of bed saying that “Today I will become a man of Destiny!” and each night after brushing his teeth and putting on his pajamas, he whispers to himself during prayers that well, maybe tomorrow.

“We have a crisis at our southern border, but no crisis justifies violating the Constitution,” Rubio continued. “Today’s national emergency is border security. But a future president may use this exact same tactic to impose the Green New Deal. I will wait to see what statutory or constitutional power the President relies on to justify such a declaration before making any definitive statement. But I am skeptical it will be something I can support.”

Well, Marco, tomorrow is another day.

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9 Responses to Rubio Releases Statement on Trump’s Usurping Power

  1. Note he isn’t againstthe Tangerine Mussolini seizing power, he’s just askeered that some future Dim President would do the same.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, has he ever MET a Republican? There would be a Tsar Bomba-scale shitfit thrown by every Gooper on the planet., and the lapdog press would stroke their chin whiskers and say “Some say the new president needs to be imprisoned forthwith. Let’s ask the neutral observer Newt Gingrich about this…”


  2. moeman says:

    What, no psalm?

    Liked by 2 people

    • Jim says:

      Exactly what I was thinking. Sure Marco can search the Old Testament for “wall”. Wait, there’s the walls of Jericho (oh wait…they fell down). Hmmm. time to go to bed early.


  3. moeman says:

    What, no psalm?

    Liked by 1 person

  4. another kiwi says:

    Marco will write a very stern letter to His Tr0mpiness but put a coupla McDonalds vouchers in there just to keep it sweet.

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  5. Karla says:

    I wrote li’l Marco an email, requesting that he stand up and be a man. Not that anytime I’ve ever contacted him has made a damn bit of difference, but I had to try. Unfortunately, we won’t have any senators up for election in the Electile Dysfunction state of Floriduh until 2022.

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  6. YellowDog says:

    Those pajamas are footies..


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