Family Curse Follows Area Family

Trump Crime Family: The Next Generation


“President Donald Trump’s company is scrapping plans for two new hotel chains announced two years ago, casting blame in part on a hostile political environment.

“The Trump Organization said Thursday that it will no longer try to open hotels under its Scion and American Idea brands catering to budget and mid-priced travelers, a departure from its focus on luxury hotels. The announcement comes as the company has posted losses at a few of its golf properties, and brand experts say it has lost some of its appeal.”

So what went wrong?

NYTimes, again:

“We live in a climate where everything will be used against us, whether by the fake news or by Democrats who are only interested in presidential harassment and wasting everyone’s time, barraging us with nonsense letters. We already have the greatest properties in the world, and if we have to slow down our growth for the time being, we are happy to do it.”

But I thought the whole point of these hotels was that they would be unbranded, and wouldn’t have the curse of the family name! I mean Squiggy and Lenny even grew scruffy beards to prove how cool and hip these new joints would be, and Lenny even bought a sweet new ride to park out front so everyone would know how fresh the place is:

Eric Trump Joins a Biker Gang!

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14 Responses to Family Curse Follows Area Family

  1. FELINE MAMA says:

    OH NOES!! What are the trump grifters gonna do?? The “Brand”? Ya mean the Family NAME?? Youse all were proud of it right after Daddy Dearest stole the presidency. HA HA!! Wait til Mr. Mueller has his say. You’ll probably be forking out $ & legal fees to change that name.
    Ah, Jr’s mistress (or are you married now) wadda ya gonna do after your “bubble of love” bursts in to, AHHHHHHHHHH!!! SHIT!!!!


  2. Jim says:

    I’m laughing and laughing. These people are such bad grifters.


  3. Debbie says:

    Always someone else’s fault for their failures.


  4. roket says:

    If only there were some way for a president to protect his assets while he’s president. Sad.

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  5. that’ll teach them not to wear flag pins.


  6. donnah says:

    I think they’d all look adorable in matching orange jumpsuits. They could have the family Brand embroidered on the front!


    • suedoise2 says:

      That would make a lovely group portrait, with Fat Daddy at the center a symphony of bulbous orangity But what about footwear for the ladies? without stilettosl, how could they do that odious Fashion Week thing with one pointed toe forward – which they are doing in EVERY posed Trump group pic I’ve ever seen, and which makes me want to toss a small grenade into the ensemble. Grrr. A small tning, maybe, but emblematic of the whole Trump phenom: all marketing All posturing. All con. No reality.

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      • MDavis says:

        Look at that! The toes, they all have that one set of toes forward thing – except Kushner. Well, D Jr.s point is not as pronounced, but damn, I never noticed that before.
        Great, now I’ll be looking for it and wondering if non-Trumps that I see doing this are cohorts of some kind.


      • tengrain says:

        MDavis –

        I have vague memories of a teevee show where aliens lived amongst us, but the only way you could tell was they could not wiggle their fingers or something. Because I was a gullible dupe as a kid and believed everything I saw on teevee, I remember keeping an eye out for this clearly alien limitation, especially with my teachers.

        Maybe the Trumps are ALIEN INVADERS!!1! and the give-away is that weird way of standing!!1!





      • MDavis says:

        Yes! There was something wrong with the mold they used to create their clones/disguises so that their pinkie finger was bent at a weird angle. But the poor sap who was onto them could never prove it because whenever one that he had set up as evidence died (got killed? Cracked that cyanide tooth?) they would dissolve into a puff of acrid smoke.
        So the mold is broken at the feet, the Trump in-laws were taken over by whatever fungal infection turns them into Trump-clones and Kushner standing with both feet in line (no normal) just goes to show that either he is a boy robot or that he and Ivanka never actually mated to allow the fungus to spread – which could prove that each of them actually married the other as a cover for their true sexual preferences.
        Is it too late to say, about the Kushner kids, “those poor kids”?


  7. MDavis says:

    “Emoluments be damned! This is all the democrats’ fault!”


  8. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Somebody told them the Mississippi Delta does not need a high-priced hotel, much less three of them, no matter what they call it. Also, isn’t Sis peddling her schmattes under a pseudonym now?

    Stupid Democrats.


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