Preznint Stupid Picks A New Fight

Comrade Preznint Stupid picks his fights carefully.

Hey guys, remember how late last year Preznint Stupid agreed to  close  his slush fund the Donald J. Trump Foundation (alleged) Charity?

Unfortunately for the Mango-Hued one, closing the slush fund charity (ALLEGED) has not stopped the investigation.  So what is a grifter to do? Perhaps taking a clue from his bestest get-out-of-jail-free card deck, his lawyers are going all FAKE NEWZ!!1! to try to get it thrown out.

Bloomberg tells us:

“New York’s June lawsuit against the Donald J. Trump Foundation should be barred over comments made by [the state’s new attorney general, Letitia] James, and predecessors Barbara Underwood and Eric Schneiderman, who were both vocal Trump critics, Trump’s attorney Alan Futerfas said in documents filed last week in state court in Manhattan.

“James called Trump an “illegitimate president” in the months before her November election and vowed to “use every area of the law” to investigate the real-estate mogul, his businesses, and his family, according to the filing. Statements by all three attorneys general “express clear bias and animus and constitute an unlawful appearance of impropriety.”

It’s a novel legal stratagem to claim that the opposition said mean things, and therefore you should dismiss the investigation. I wonder if Comrade Stupid ever tried that to dismiss damages in any of his divorces?


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6 Responses to Preznint Stupid Picks A New Fight

  1. MDavis says:

    It works for juries.


  2. Jim says:

    Trump who knows few things and nothing at all about the law doesn’t understand that the Trump Fraud Foundation investigation is based on rules and evidence and not the personal opinions of the state AG. This will be yet another Trump fail.


    • Redhand says:

      Yeah, good luck with this one, Oh Orange Shitgibbon. It’s a variation on the “Prosecutors are prejudiced against criminals and fraudmeisters, so unfair!” defense.


  3. Ten Bears says:

    Pretty hard to respect someone who has to pay to have sex.

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  4. Boris says:

    If an unlawful appearance of impropriety were an actual actionable thang the president* would have been rightly imprisoned well over a decade ago.


  5. revzafod says:

    “illegitimate *resident”? Wrong terminology. Just call him a bastard.


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