Midday Palate Cleanser

Well, the fish-cutter is a patriot feeding the eagle, but the bird is still a jerk.

In related news, Wildlife center will name salmon for your ex, feed it to a bear.

Gonna need more bears, methinks.

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8 Responses to Midday Palate Cleanser

  1. There’s a zoo in El Paso that’ll name a cockroach after the ex and feed it to a meerkat https://www.npr.org/2019/02/08/692823603/this-zoo-will-name-a-cockroach-after-your-ex-and-feed-it-to-meerkats

    Wonder how many people’s exes are going to be named Donald after his klavern “campaign” rally last night…

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  2. mjg says:

    google Russia AND Polar Bears.

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  3. FELINE MAMA says:

    AAAHHHH.. Me thinks that this Human & Eagle are Best Buddies. Another one of those great “found a baby bird & nursed it to back health stories”?. LOVE THOSE!!
    Then there is the “Birds are Jerks” affliction happening around that is trying to take over! Don’t understand? Stay strong Bird Lovers of the world.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    WHAT? You’re saying a bald eagle is a jerk??? COMMIE!

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    • revzafod says:

      Bruce388, oh poor Bruce388; you’re living in the wrong century. Used to be the R’s hated Russia and called the D’s Commies.

      Now it’s the D’s against Russia and the R’s for it. Can’t we now call Repthuglicans Commies? And if not, why not?

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  5. revzafod says:

    Spent $20 on an ex and reply said this:
    “Because of the overwhelming support from around the country we may be unable to fulfill all the certificates.”
    Oh, well, it was worth it because I’ll send the screenshot to my ex.

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    • revzafod says:

      Oh, yeah; I forgot:

      “Feed a bear a fish and you feed him for a day.
      Teach a bear to fish and he may eat your ex*.”

      Which I don’t do any more.

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