News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Our old pal Rick Wiles wants us to know that Tom Brady is supernatural because, well, he’s sleeping with a witch, so I’m guessing Wiles’ bookie wants him to PAY WHAT HE OWES!

Anyway, here for your sportzball amusement is Rick Wiles explaining it, all sciency.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. “Does it work?”

    “THat’s a really interesting question, considering I lost 25 big ones by betting on the Rams by 14. Where the HELL did their offense go?? They were playing like they’d have to go to the White House if they won!”

    Aaaand I made it 38 whole seconds into the clip before remembering NEVER GET OFF THE BOAT!

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  2. Jules MomCat says:

    What an ignorant A-hole!

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  3. I mean, I hate Tom Brady like all right-thinking Americans, but who can blame him?

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  4. MDavis says:

    Betting against The Patriots is a mug’s game. Always remember, The Patriots have the refs in their pockets.

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  5. paul fredine says:

    rick, you just need a better bookie.

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  6. Buttemilk Sky says:

    Joe Namath dated a witch. Her name was Heidi.

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  7. roket says:

    And let the hate mail (circa 1692) begin.

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