BS Barbie Leaks Like A Sieve

BS Barbie Has Had some Work Done

Oh dear. Vanity Fair: “She Was a Cartoon Villain Brought to Life”

The author of the upcoming Trumplandia tell-all, A Team of Vipers, Cliff Sims writes about a day in May 2017, when Morning Joe accused White House counselor Kellyanne Conway of being disloyal to Prznint Stupid. To set the scene, Sims is called to BS Barbie’s office…


“I assumed this was because she feared Trump would believe the charges … I had not brought my work laptop upstairs with me when she called, so Kellyanne pointed over to her personal MacBook sitting on the conference table on the other side of the room. “Just use that and type something up for me,” she said.

“I sat down and started slowly pecking out a statement. … I was also getting distracted by the nonstop stream of iMessages popping up on the screen. At that point, personal phones had not yet been banned in the West Wing, so Kellyanne was sitting at her desk texting away. And since her iMes­sage account was tied to both her phone and her laptop, … I could inadvertently see every conversation she was having.

“Over the course of 20 minutes or so, she was having simultaneous conversations with no fewer than a half­-dozen reporters, most of them from outlets the White House frequently trashed for publishing “fake news.”

“Jour­nalists from The New York Times, The Washington Post, CNN, Politico, and Bloomberg were all popping up on the screen. … As I sat there trying to type, she bashed Jared Kushner, Reince Priebus, Steve Bannon, and Sean Spicer, all by name.

“She also recounted private conversations she’d had with the president, during which, at least in her telling, she’d convinced him to see things her way, which she said was a challenge when you’re deal­ing with someone so unpredictable and unrestrained. She wasn’t totally trashing the president, … but she definitely wasn’t painting him in the most favorable light. She was talking about him like a child she had to set straight. …

“I was supposed to be writing a statement, defending her against accusations that she had done almost exactly what I was watch­ing her do that very moment.”


BS Barbie responds!

As does her husband…

I can hardly wait to see how long before Prznint Stupid You’re Fireds her!

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8 Responses to BS Barbie Leaks Like A Sieve

  1. “You’re Fireded”? Staked? Toss a pail of water on her? Let me dig up the ol’ D&D Monster Manual to find the right way….

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  2. Jim says:

    She looks like a zombie in that photo. Anyway, she’s going to have to fire herself since the Orange Shitgibbon is too much of a coward to fire anyone directly.

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  3. Condi says:

    And what about Sarah ” Lie Like a Rug” Sanders? Thought she was outta there; what’s the holdup?

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  4. FELINE MAMA says:

    Wouldn’t it be a HOOT if she is/was a spy? Getting close to The Fat Orange Freak to learn his moves, thoughts, plans. Repeating lies, facing cameras. Kinda like a female Judas. Probably not, but, I like it. Then there is the hubby. His “role”, Anti Judas??

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  5. roket says:

    Although the entire book will be labeled Fake News by the heathens, I can see many you’re fireds in the future. I feel it in my gut.

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  6. Postictal says:

    As the angriest man in Scotland said “You need to do some pelvic floor exercises honey. You’re leaking intel allover the place.

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