News That Will Drive You To Drink

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In less than 1 minute, Miscegenation scholar Coach Dave gives us his unique insights into biology:

Got that? The Skirts keep some DNA from every Bro they Ho, and your kid might not be all yours.

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Fractally wrong: wrong at every level of observation.

    For crying out loud it was a monk who disproved this in the 1850’s.

    Of course, Mendel was a godless Papist and so probably an agent of Satan….

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  2. his high school biology grade should be retroactively changed to an F.


  3. MDavis says:

    How, exactly, do thy think this works?
    I mean, really, do they even believe themselves?

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Sounds like somebody received the results from his ‘23 and Me’ test.

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  5. paul fredine says:

    who knew lady-parts were like a chipmunk’s cheeks where they pack it all in to save some for later. leave it to coach dave to clear it up for us unedumacated.


  6. Jules MomCat says:

    Oh. My. Dawg. I had NO idea ignorance could masquerade so convincingly as fact.


  7. roket says:

    I suppose that men are immune to this biological miracle.


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