Grifter Apprentice: Michael Cohen

“Small, non-sequential, unmarked bill, and we have a deal,” Jeebus said.

And as long as we’re talking ’bout Michael Cohen, we should note that Cohen paid RedFinch Solutions LLC tens of thousands of dollars to manipulate the results of online polls in Candidate Stupid’s favor.

“President Donald Trump’s former “fixer” Michael Cohen said Thursday that he paid the head of a small technology company thousands in 2015 to rig online polls at “the direction of and for the sole benefit of” Trump.

“Cohen was responding to a report in The Wall Street Journal that he paid John Gauger, the owner of RedFinch Solutions LLC, between $12,000 and $13,000 for activities related to Trump’s campaign, including “trying unsuccessfully to manipulate two online polls in Mr. Trump’s favor” and creating a Twitter account called “@WomenForCohen” that “praised (Cohen’s) looks and character, and promoted his appearances and statements boosting” Trump’s candidacy.”

And being an apprentice grifter, Cohen promptly stiffed the hilariously-named Gauger:

“In making the claim, Gauger told the paper he wasn’t fully paid for the work, though the Journal said Cohen was reimbursed $50,000 — the amount the two originally agreed on for Gauger’s services — by the Trump Organization. Gauger, according to the paper, also received a boxing glove “worn by a Brazilian mixed-martial arts fighter” along with the cash payment.”

So who is this Gauger?

“Liberty University’s chief information officer was hired by Donald Trump’s former personal attorney, Michael Cohen, to manipulate two online polls prior to Trump declaring his candidacy, according to The Wall Street Journal. “

“That’s not scriptural!”  – Liberty University responds!

“Liberty University, like many other educational institutions, has permitted its employees for many years to engage in business, consulting and other side work that does not interfere with their employment obligations to the University.  Also, like other organizations, Liberty recognizes the strong demand for highly skilled IT professionals creates special challenges in recruiting and retaining talented employees with those skills and experience.  The opportunity for Liberty’s IT employees to develop businesses and products is particularly important to attracting and maintaining Liberty’s IT talent. John Gauger is one example among many outstanding LU employees who have made great contributions in their official roles and also enjoyed success as independent entrepreneurs, allowing them to enhance their capabilities and generate more revenue for their families while allowing the University to retain them on our team.”

So I guess now we know why Jerry Falwell Junior so enthusiastically supported the seething hotbed of unbridled lust that is the Russian Usurper. I wonder if his cut was off the top?

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4 Responses to Grifter Apprentice: Michael Cohen

  1. Kiwiwriter says:

    Didn’t Donald Segretti himself say it was easier to rig national elections than presidential elections?


  2. roket says:

    So, in other words, even the staff at Liberty University have to work a second job to make ends meet. This makes LU the WalMart of universities. Sad.


    • Bruce388 says:

      LU doesn’t have a lot of money for salaries. Jerry Jr. has a private jet, you know. Google says he’s Number Two in salaries paid to private college presidents. He needs the jet and the bucks to spread the good news about Jesus, who loved the poor.


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