Comrade Prznint Reveals 5-Year Agricultural Reform (The Shut-Show, Cont.)

Old Comrade Trump Had A Collective, e-i-e-i-ouch
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The gubmint lockout is now well into its fourth week, and has left farmers unable to get loans and subsidies:

“For many farmers, the trade tension especially with China has meant unpredictability, lost market share and lower prices for their products, while the shutdown has left some growers unable to get loans and subsidies essential for the looming season. The Agriculture Department is among the agencies shut down, its annual funding hostage to the standoff over the $5.7 billion Trump wants for a wall.”

But the shut-down and the trade war with China do not appear to have shaken the faith among Possum Hollar at the American Farm Bureau Federation’s annual meeting, where Comrade Prznint was warmly received as he counseled for patience:

“We’re doing trade deals that are going to get you so much business, you won’t believe it.”

I don’t believe it.

These morons are enthusiastically supporting him as he destroys US Agriculture.

Comrade Stupid has lost the soybean market to Brazil to such a degree that we are now selling our soybeans (at a loss) to Brazille to make up for their own deficit.

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12 Responses to Comrade Prznint Reveals 5-Year Agricultural Reform (The Shut-Show, Cont.)

  1. FELINE MAMA says:

    An outfit that really “suits” him.


    • Pyed says:

      In truth, I believe he looks more like the matter which should be suspended between the tines of the fork, rather than holding on to the handle.


  2. ORANGE Acres is the place for me!
    Farm griffin’ is the life for me!
    Marks spreading’ out far and wide
    I’ll keep TrumpTower, vote for me countryside!

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  3. In the grand tradition of ‘All Hat, No Cattle’ Bush.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Dennis Cole says:

      Which happens to be the name of another of my favorite bloggeresses: She’s an ex-pat living in Costa Rica, and does a daily (almost) roundup of memes, headlines, and cartoons. And I hereby declare bloggeress to be a werd.


  4. donnah says:

    Nothing, apparently, will convince his Devoted Followers that he is a fraud and he’s endangered their livelihoods and their futures. If they can stand there and cheer for him, believe every lie he tells, and continue to follow him, then they get what they deserve.

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  5. FELINE MAMA says:

    “Stay tuned as to how many ways we can use this here pitchfork, ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls! HA HA. Uncle Donnie will take your calls. HA HA HA!!”


  6. roket says:

    Republicans are the only party that ever goes after farm subsidies, yet here we are.

    “Agricultural subsidies, for instance, have been some of the worst culprits behind our growing trade frictions” by giving some sellers unfair advantages in world markets. “Let’s jointly defuse this expensive farms race by setting a goal of a subsidy-free world for the year 2000,” Reagan said (in 1987).

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  7. FELINE MAMA says:

    Karla, per your comment. Correct. I thought of that AFTER I hit the post button. Thanks!!!


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