News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs


Our favorite fired theocratic PE teacher, Coach Dave, explains to us why there ain’t no homo in a football locker room. It has sumpin’ to do with intimacy and getting each other’s backs and laying and other stuff. HAWT!!1!

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Condi says:

    Meanwhile, at the White House, the Clemson Tigers are served a “feast…”

    p.s. – Alabama is luck it lost (BIGLY!)

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  2. roket says:

    There is no W (for women) in TEAM. Bet Coach Dave can quote a verse out of context to prove it.

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  3. paul fredine says:

    not sure what football games he’s watching where players ‘lay down their lives’ for one another, especially in a locker room. that must be some towel snapping.


  4. ming says:

    Nope. Can’t watch it. It will just make me dumber and I’ll never be able to get my time back.

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