News That Will Drive You To Drink

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It’s all bananas!

Our favorite theocratic-conspiracy theorist Liz ‘3-fingers’ Crokln is onto Old Scratch’s plan!


Someone sent this to me on FaceBook in a DM. The sheep will say it’s just a coincidence or a joke. It’s not. Christian Bale thanking Satan was NOT a joke. This is spiritual warfare & writing off this blatant worship of Ba’al as a joke or a coincidence is acceptance. The Illuminati code is that they have to announce who they are & what they’re doing even if it’s through symbols, “art” or perceived humor. When you concede that someone who serves Satan is only joking when he thanks Satan, you’re accepting and THAT gives them power. So, in effect, you’re empowering Satan! I do not accept their worship of Satan, the sacrificing, rape, torture & trafficking of kids or any of the evil acts these demons commit in the name of Jesus Christ. This is spiritual warfare, it’s time to pick a side Good or Evil. I choose God & I fight for His children.

#QAnon #pizzagate #pedogate #greatawakening #wwg1wga #thegreatawakening


OK, which one of you mugs spilled the beans?

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11 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    “However, 666 5th Ave was a joke or a coincidence and is therefore acceptable,” the succubus did not wail.

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    • Zentropy says:

      and Bill Hicks had a bit about the connection of Ronald Wilson Reagan’s name having three 6 letter names! Liz is a poor joke thief.

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  2. E.A. Blair says:

    Don’t forget that the five-point stars on the GOP elephant logo are pointing down – that’s the satanic version of the pentacle.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The greatest trick the authoritarians ever played was convincing people that the Devil exists.

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  4. Pyed says:

    Sorry lady, you’re going to have to count 666 stars on a TV screen. 3X6 is only 18.

    And when you do — I know you will cause you’re anal that way — fuck off.

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  5. yeah but there are 6 dashes, 3 on either side of democratic response, so it’s actually the number of the beast’s neighbor ten blocks away

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