“May I take off the cilice now?”
Mother reaches into her cassock and pulls out the remote, twists the dial tightening it a little more. “Not until you simply cannot see them even when standing in front of you.” she muttered…
I don’t think cilices are part of the evangelical tradition; they would see it as a papist thing. Evangelicals have Jeebus to protect them from demons and women.
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BTW, flogging the dolphin while a hooker watches in a cheap New Orleans hotel doesn’t count.
I think Mother’s brand of evangelism definitely has punishment. Now, who’s been a bad boy?
There’s definitely punishment, just not the corporal kind. She would make his life a hell on earth (or more so LOL).
I highly recommend the “Cath-o-lock” brand of chastity undergarments. Nondenominational, functional and good-looking, it’s saved many a Xtian youth, both boys and girls, from undue overtures.
Not to be confused with the “Cath-o-lick” thong undies, which actually invite and attract the kind of attention that Mother disapproves of. And neither of which will post pics, for some reason, so here’s a link to one, anyway:
PS – whilst searching for that satirical ad for the Cath-o-lock undies, I came across THIS:
(WARNING! NSFW! Cover the little children’s eyes!)
Eye-bleach may be required.
Hey, congrats, VP, you have made “Mother”, your wife, (and yourself) an embarrassment across the country. May the jokes never end. LOVE IT!!
But none of them are bald! How much protection can they be?
I doubt that Pence has a need for underwear with any special kind of cup.
I’m pretty sure Mother has his pair safely locked up in her purse.
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