“I have 3 men here to protect me from that Jezebel, Mother!”

(Politico)

“May I take off the cilice now?”

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10 Responses to “I have 3 men here to protect me from that Jezebel, Mother!”

  1. Mother reaches into her cassock and pulls out the remote, twists the dial tightening it a little more. “Not until you simply cannot see them even when standing in front of you.” she muttered…

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  2. YellowDog says:

    I don’t think cilices are part of the evangelical tradition; they would see it as a papist thing. Evangelicals have Jeebus to protect them from demons and women.

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    I highly recommend the “Cath-o-lock” brand of chastity undergarments. Nondenominational, functional and good-looking, it’s saved many a Xtian youth, both boys and girls, from undue overtures.

    Not to be confused with the “Cath-o-lick” thong undies, which actually invite and attract the kind of attention that Mother disapproves of. And neither of which will post pics, for some reason, so here’s a link to one, anyway:
    http://www.cafepress.com/+catholick_classic_thong,21482052

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  4. Dennis Cole says:

    PS – whilst searching for that satirical ad for the Cath-o-lock undies, I came across THIS:
    (WARNING! NSFW! Cover the little children’s eyes!)

    http://www.mensuas.com/good-devil

    Eye-bleach may be required.

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  5. FELINE MAMA says:

    Hey, congrats, VP, you have made “Mother”, your wife, (and yourself) an embarrassment across the country. May the jokes never end. LOVE IT!!

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  6. But none of them are bald! How much protection can they be?

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  7. Pyed says:

    I doubt that Pence has a need for underwear with any special kind of cup.

    I’m pretty sure Mother has his pair safely locked up in her purse.

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