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Uncle Ruckus, er, Jesse Lee Peterson is interviewed by white nationalist podcast host Jean-Francois Gariépy. Gariépy and Peterson agree that non-white people immigrating into the U.S. is making it harder for white people to live in America.
“ [The United States needs] to close the back door and the front door in this country and in Europe and clean up the mess and if you decide you want to let people of color in again, maybe you can be real selective—like they did in the good old days—about who you let it.”
But wait! There’s more!
“White people need to get married and have a truckload of white children and teach them on the right way to go so they can help save America and Europe because it’s not going to be saved by the people of color and will be destroyed.”
So what’s the solution, you ask (as did Gariépy), and Uncle Ruckus tells us his own plan:
“The good white folks are going to go to moon or somewhere else and they’re going to create another country, so I’m saving up my money so when white people build a spaceship and go out into space and build another country, I’m going to go with them and I’m going to be first to buy some of the land because I know the land is going to go up really fast. But unless white people take over, it’s over for America.”
I’m all in favor of sending Peterson to the moon, just as long as it is a one-way ticket.