Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Update

“I hear Curaçao is nice.”

Prznint Stupid’s convicted and imprisoned campaign chairman (and noted snappy dresser!) Paul Manafort, shared polling data during the 2016 presidential campaign with Konstantin Kilimnik, who is his bidness partner in Ukraine (who has ties to Russian intelligence!).

Oopsie! Paulie’s legal team accidentally exposed that fact in an improperly redacted court filing. Magic Markers – how do they work? Even Glamor Magazine managed to put the magic marker over the faces of the Fashion Don’ts back when I was a kid!

Anyway, this eff-up tells us that the Comrade Stupid’s 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign colluded with Russian intelligence by giving its troll farms and hackers the data they’d need to aim their weaponized propaganda at the most vulnerable voters in swing states, etc, giving the win to the Russian Usurper.

And in related news, The Supreme Court refused to shield an unidentified, mystery foreign company from Mueller’s subpoena.

On any news day these things would have made blaring, front-page headlines, but instead our Failed Media got suckered into the drama of an Oval Office fireside shat. Played again, FAKE NEWS!!1!

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6 Responses to Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac Update

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    Sticking strictly to the script, Hair Furor sounded like a kidnap victim reading the ransom note to the ones he hopes will pony up the dough to get him released. Will his plea work? Will the Federal Gubmint lurch back towards a semblance of operating and functioning properly? As we all sit tensely on the edges of our seats, my cat eats cheese, so he can await the mice with baited breath.

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    I was around for Walter Cronkite and that era. I understand ‘old Walt’ wasn’t out there on the street digging up the news himself, so where did “his people” go to?
    Our Nooze people seem distracted by every shiny toy and talking point available or even imagined. Both siderism is not reporting.
    Amazing that now a few Faux Nooze people are actually calling a lie for a lie. Where is the Rest of the nooze at?
    This is how countries get taken over by extremists and don’t try to say it ‘can’t happen here’.
    I for one am fed up with their brazen lies, I will not accept that quietly anymore.


  3. LGM got into a huge sub-thread about how competent attorneys go about redacting documents. Sounds like these guys are Dunning-Kruger dumbshits, who figure that since they gradumacated lawyer school, they must be smarter than those prolie legal assistants…

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  4. roket says:

    Those aren’t breadcrumbs that Mueller is following. They’re entire filing cabinets packed with info.

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  5. Lofgren says:

    The company has to be Alfa Bank, right?

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