Hey guys, remember the other day when Prznint Stupid said,
“[The Tortilla Curtain] should have been done by all of the presidents that preceded me and they all know it,” Trump said. “Some of them have told me that we should have done it.”
…and we found flat-out denials from almost all the living presidents (and even a recently departed one); the only holdout, it seemed, was our saintly Jimmy Carter.
Carter has flatly denied that he talked to Comrade Trump and says that he rejects the idea of a wall.
Clarification from former U.S. President Jimmy Carter:
"I have not discussed the border wall with President Trump, and do not support him on the issue.” — Jimmy Carter
— The Carter Center (@CarterCenter) January 7, 2019
And so we return to wondering if Prznint Joe Isuzu is using the awesome power of the Magic Ouija board at his sleep-overs with his buddies. But then we remember: he has no buddies.