This is another historic moment for the United States. For the second time in history a woman is the Speaker of the House; and for the first time in history, the same woman was previously the Speaker of the House: Nancy Pelosi!
This is great, good news, and I, for one, welcome our new women overlords. I also am looking forward to the taco trucks on every corner, FINALLY!!1!
Smoke ’em if you got ’em.