Pelosi Re-Takes The Gavel

This is another historic moment for the United States. For the second time in history a woman is the Speaker of the House; and for the first time in history, the same woman was previously the Speaker of the House: Nancy Pelosi!

This is great, good news, and I, for one, welcome our new women overlords. I also am looking forward to the taco trucks on every corner, FINALLY!!1!

Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

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6 Responses to Pelosi Re-Takes The Gavel

  1. Kiwiwriter says:

    Her speech to the Republicans should be as follows:

    God’s Gonna Cut You Down
    Johnny Cash
    You can run on for a long time
    Run on for a long time
    Run on for a long time
    Sooner or later God’ll cut you down
    Sooner or later God’ll cut you down

    Go tell that long tongue liar
    Go and tell that midnight rider
    Tell the rambler,
    The gambler,
    The back biter
    Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut ’em down
    Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut ’em down

    Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news
    My head’s been wet with the midnight dew
    I’ve been down on bended knee talkin’ to the man from Galilee
    He spoke to me in the voice so sweet
    I thought I heard the shuffle of the angel’s feet
    He called my name and my heart stood still
    When he said, “John go do My will!”

    Go tell that long tongue liar
    Go and tell that midnight rider
    Tell the rambler,
    The gambler,
    The back biter
    Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut ’em down
    Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut ’em down

    You can run on for a long time
    Run on for a long time
    Run on for a long time
    Sooner or later God’ll cut you down
    Sooner or later God’ll cut you down

    Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
    Workin’ in the dark against your fellow man
    But as sure as God made black and white
    What’s down in the dark will be brought to the light

    You can run on for a long time
    Run on for a long time
    Run on for a long time
    Sooner or later God’ll cut you down
    Sooner or later God’ll cut you down

    Go tell that long tongue liar
    Go and tell that midnight rider
    Tell the rambler,
    The gambler,
    The back biter
    Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut ’em down
    Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut ’em down
    Tell ’em that God’s gonna cut you down
    Songwriters: JOHN R. CASH, UNKNOWN PD WRITER
    © BMG RIGHTS MANAGEMENT US, LLC

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    • Aurora S says:

      I know it’s probably a sin, but I liked the version that Moby mixed better.

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      • Kiwiwriter says:

        LOLOLOLOLOL….I got into the song when Andrew Miller was on the Yankees as their closer. It was his introduction theme when he came in from the bullpen.

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  2. donnah says:

    I was teary-eyed when she happily escorted her grandchildren into the Chamber and again when she was confirmed. Take that gavel and get busy, Ms Speaker!

    A step forward to restore democracy!

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  3. Steve-O says:

    You know, after long thought, I don’t want taco trucks on every corner. They’re transient, and can be moved.
    I want taco shops on every corner. But I will settle for every other corner.
    Good to see you back, Madame Speaker.

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  4. FelineMama says:

    Welcome Back Nancy!! Hey, Donny, you have 3 choices. (1) Play nice. (2)Stir yourself in to a stroke or heart attack by fighting This Very Powerful, SMART Lady, (3) Go Away!! Simple, NO??!!

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