News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Pence is the one on the right.

Walking termite buffett Mike Pence is gonna be on the TeeVee tonight…

Yup, he’s joining TeeVee Dinner heir, vanity press owner, and Black Studies scholar Tucker Carlson’s White Power Hour. We wonder what they will find to talk about, what they have in common… oh, wait.

…to which one wag on Twitter replied,

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. ming says:

    Boy, I sure would like to watch it but I already made plans to clean the grout in my shower tonight.

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  2. w3ski4me says:

    Yea, that sick puppy has some “issues”.


  3. MDavis says:

    Pence strikes me as being naturally suited to be a game show host, if only he didn’t need a chaperone everywhere he goes where women are we might have been spared this VP.

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  4. Jim says:

    Pence is actually a poorly programmed android. The programming is particularly bad at being able to react spontaneously in public events. This is why the Veep started frantically scribbling while Weight-Lifter Whitaker fellated Der Trumper in that Cabinet meeting. The programming is sadly very limited or corrupted.

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  5. Pence reminds me of the plastic mannequins who tried to take over the Earth in Doctor Who…..


  6. donnah says:

    Wow! A show with Tucker Carlson and Mike Pence! I can’t wait to not watch it!


  7. Bruce388 says:

    If the Termite gave a fireside chat the fire would go out. — Snark from the 1970s about some politician.


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