I Can Haz 25th Amendment Now?

Stable Genius Prznint Stupid
(Credit: @MemphisJohnny1)

We submit into evidence in regards to the issue of the nutso status of Prznint Sundowner that during his cabinet meeting yesterday—the one in which he demanded beaucoup d’Ameros for a wall (which he says already exists)—Comrade Stupid told the assembled masses:

Totally sounds legit. You know, you’ve gotten away with a decades-long grift, the first thing you do is giggle and confess to the mango-hued shitgibbon you have no idea how you did it for so long, but now that he’s there, you are giving up your grifting ways.

Prznint Transactions has a price tag on OTHER human lives. His, however is priceless.

“Shouldda built a Barnes and Ignoble,” he didn’t say. “Imagine giving away books for free?”

“Walnuts had to marry a booze heiress instead of being an heir himself. Sad!”

“Which is why we’re pulling out. Mission Accomplished!”

This one is especially damning –  he PRAISED THE SOVIET INVASION OF  AFGHANISTAN. Reagan is turning in his grave, and Peggy Noonan is reaching for the rum. Ok, she would be doing that anyway at whatever-o-clock it is in the Aviary.

Gonna interrupt Daniel Dale for an important word from Hair Füror:

“I’m like, the most popular guy, like ever,” Biff didn’t say. Back to our regular programming…

Sand and Death was the Slayer album, right?

Pretty sure it was Slayer. Maybe White Snake?

[Insert screeching needle-going across vinyl record here.] Full stop. He thinks Top Gun was a documentary.

Unsure if he is trying to take credit for domestic protests, but probably, especially because like his inauguration, these are bigger than any anytime, anywhere, in history.

He stumbled into the IT department at Dell?

Our enemies probably read these reports before you do, Comrade. Like to explain that to us?

Fast is before the first block commercial break on The Apprentice, it seems.

More than you know, Comrade Stupid.

And no one else saw them. Another one of my Christmas Dreams, wasted.

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16 Responses to I Can Haz 25th Amendment Now?

  1. Osirisopto says:

    Musn’t forget his product placement, wonderful example of the big lie.
    https://goo.gl/images/mPTwfP

    Marketing, marketing. Everything is marketing.

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  2. ming says:

    It’s like Groundhog Day in the Idiocracy

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  3. donnah says:

    Restating what I posted at Hackwhackers:

    I’d love to see Trump “alone in the Big House” surrounded by men with rifles.

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  4. Buttemilk Sky says:

    When he doesn’t get any golf or hate rallies, the crazy backs up like sewage. Then you turn a valve and stand back.

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    At least FatNixon has the love and affection of a beautiful woman. Ivanka.

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  6. MDavis says:

    Sand and Death – I doubt Trump listens to any music. More likely this is a mis-quote from The Mummy (the one with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz. Oh, look, there’s a remake with Tom Cruise. The circumstantial evidence is piling up.
    The phrase from the 1999 version was “sand and blood”, I believe.

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  7. roket says:

    It scares me to think that there are actually people out there who believe this heaping pile of horseshit.

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  8. Jim says:

    “Computer boards” is just weird phrasing. Does the DOD conference room have a bunch of motherboards and other computer parts just strewn around the room? Or maybe the hottie generals were playing with them? Reminds of the late Senator Stevens of Alaska who once described the internet as “a series of tubes”. Why are Republicans so stupid all the time?

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    • MDavis says:

      Weird phrasing this may be, but the pictures this is apparently from shoe no computers. Of the all white, all male crew around the table each has a stack of papers in front of him. I don;t see computers.
      So, if this picture is accurate, actually a picture of the meeting in question and there was no breaking out of computers later then he is making up words to describe something that didn’t happen and referring to technology he doesn’t know the name of.

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  9. paul fredine says:

    too much to say about all that coming out in one meeting so i’ll just put it out that he must’ve felt a need to reach his bullshit quota.

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