Junior Mints
This would be SAD!, bigly, it if were not so funny:
It’s Donald Trump Jr.’s Birthday. Celebrate With His Most Bada$$ Instagram Photos To Date [SLIDESHOW] https://t.co/iFNosB1DCS via @dailycaller
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) December 31, 2018
One, lone spitballer replied:
I saw 16 Candles. Dad forgot your birthday again, huh? https://t.co/agImtOUJDl
— Tengrain (@Tengrain) January 1, 2019
Daddy never tweeted a Happy Birthday to him. Sorry Jr. Mints, Daddy always loved Ivanka best.
Mock Paper Scissors 
He was tweeting some bullshit about wheels and walls, but no birthday love for the kid!
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Priorities, Fran Rossi , Priorities. That’s the bottom line. No “love” for “This kid”. This is Me, Myself & I trump !
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Maybe if Jr got a bigly boob job, daddy would pay attention to him.
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I think you mean “kidneys.”
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I’m pretty sure Junior Mints is already one of the biggest boobs on the planet.
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Aw, I’m sure Jr. got something nice, provided his old man got some monogrammed twaddle for Xmas he didn’t want (no, this apparently a thing.) https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/12/13/donald-trump-jr-says-his-father-regifts-items/2304485002/
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