UPDATED: Prznint Stupid’s Art of No Deal, Part Infinity

Comrad Stupid Signs Papers As Empty As His Head (Like Ivanka Instagramming herself reading blank pages in serene white spaces)

Prznint McDeals is trying to make it look like he’s hard at work of solving the government shutdown. He’s cancelled

  • his Christmas golf travel plans.
  • his New Year’s Merde-a-Lardo preening party plans too/also.

Man of a Thousand Jobs, (interim?) Chief of Staff  and OMB Director Mick Mulvaney was on Petunia and Pals and told us that the President will not leave Washington while the government is shut down, because (CNN tells us)

Mulvaney said the President is “very heavily engaged on (the shutdown negotiations) on a minute-by-minute basis.”

…which is impressive because that’s a minute more than he can focus on anything.

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us:

“President Donald Trump is venting in public and private about Democrats’ refusal to fund a border wall, but there is no sign the president is advancing deadlocked budget negotiations that have kept the government closed for a week.”

Prznint Art of the Deal has not met with congressional Democrats since December 11, so you tell me whether he is actually working as he claims?

We turn, as we must, to Twitter to spelunk in the empty cave that is Prznint Stupid’s head to discern what is going on:

So in other words, he’s planning on making life more miserable for the people in Central America, which one might conclude would make immigration matters even worse, and shutting down the entire border (if it could be done!)  costs the U.S. about a billion dollars a day. Sounds like a Trumpian solution that typically makes everything worse.

So with all that free time on his tiny hands, what has Comrade Stupid actually been doing?

Comrade Prznint Stupid announced that Federal employees will not receive a pay raise in 2019. So about a million federal employees will have no raise in February, and heck, they might not even be paid between now and then!

So, all and all, I would rather Prznint Stupid returned to Instagramming himself signing blank pieces of paper.

UPDATE 1: Well, the soybean crop is gone and lost forever

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25 Responses to UPDATED: Prznint Stupid’s Art of No Deal, Part Infinity

  1. donnah says:

    Trump’s out of his mind. How does he propose to close off the entire border between us and Mexico, and if he does have that ability, why does he need a wall? He doesn’t understand how trade agreements work, so he just throws out threats and lies to everyone about the cost. He’s nuts. And he’s ruining the lives of countless people in Central America and Mexico, not to mention our lives.

    Just ugh.

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  2. Queasy says:

    That look of total concentration.
    He must be trying to remember how to spell his name.

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  3. Osirisopto says:

    I wonder if one of his negotiation tactics is to shit himself at the table hoping the stench would cause the other party to capitulate to his irrational and selfish demands?

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    That blank paper makes his hands look small.

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  5. Dennis Cole says:

    If there’s NOT gonna be a YUGE New Year’s Eve bash at Merde-a-go-go, then why did the SS rent all those tents? That they billed Mr. & Mrs. US taxpayer for?

    According to government spending data, Grimes Events & Party Tents Inc. of Delray Beach, Florida was paid $54,020 by the US Secret Service on December 19 for “TENT RENTAL FOR MAL.”

    An employee named Honey who answered the phone at Grimes Events & Party Tents told Quartz, “We are providing tents for the Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party, yes.”

    qz.com/1506879/trumps-mar-a-lago-party-tents-are-costing-taxpayers-54000/

    Just guessing here, but I can’t help but think that at least ONE one of those tents will be fitted with a “special” (stripper’s) pole…

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  6. MDavis says:

    “…the President president* will not leave Washington while the government is shut down…”
    So what was all that about going to Iraq for a photo op for semi-undercover operatives? That isn’t Washington.

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    • Dennis Cole says:

      Whenever the preznit leaves the country, AF One is considered to be the seat of gov’t., so it could be insinuated that he was hard(ly) at work the whole time he was airborne, just as if he were in DC.

      And for all you conspiracy theorists, there’s this:

      For anyone clinging to a conspiracy theory that the White House passed out MAGA hats for Trump to sign on a U.S. military base in Iraq, this statement from @PressSec to me: “We didn’t bring any of the items with us. They were personal items of the service members.”
      – David Martosko on his twittering device
      legalinsurrection.com/2018/12/cnn-rats-out-troops-in-iraq-for-having-trump-sign-maga-hats/

      So where DID all those hats, and the other “Trump 2020” flags and merch come from? Awwwwww, I bet they were all from loving moms & dads back home, and were sent to boost their kid’s morale.

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  7. roket says:

    Staying at the Whitehouse doesn’t make you look presidential especially when you tweet ‘Wolf!!!1!!’ every few hours.

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  8. Infidel753 says:

    His grasp of economics and government is on a par with his grasp of usage of capital letters.

    As long as this doofus is in office, things will never get any better. The only question is how soon we can remove him.

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  9. MDavis says:

    Every time I read this part of that tweet “….The United States looses soooo much money on Trade with Mexico under NAFTA, over 75 Billion Dollars a year (not including Drug Money which would be many times that amount)” I find myself wondering, again, what the heck he is talking about. Is the drug traffic cutting into his business?

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  10. Redhand says:

    It isn’t just the idiot stare and the blank piece of paper that gets me. It’s the ridiculous stack of empty binders in the left of the photo that blows me away. It’s so grotesque it’s funny.

    Gawd, he’s out of his mind! Totally crackers.

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    • MDavis says:

      David Lippman’s post (^up thread) of the picture of “the famous British Fascist, Sir Oswald Mosley, at his desk in the 1930s” looks like the same exact staging, except Trump’s stack of folders is bigger. Even the same dumb look, which, to me, looks like their attempt at looking resolute. I wonder if Trump saw picture and was impressed (imprinted?) by it as a child.

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