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Jar-Jarvanka in Palm Beach; Dude in shades is their security detail (Daily Mail)

First Shady Ivanka Trump decided to take a break from Instagramming herself pretending to work, and she went to Florida and was photographed with her hubby Fratsputin.

According to the White House, Kushner recently (well, before going south for the winter) was negotiating the shutdown, working with walking termite buffet Mike Pence and Man of a Thousand Jobs Mick Mulvaney in the hopes of avoiding the shutdown. The shutdown, BTW,  is now in its sixth day.

So, you know, she’s keeping busy during her downtime (Instagramming herself pretend working in serene white spaces concentrating on empty paper while a white mug of coffee steams nearby), and keeping the Secret Service Detail away from their families during the holidays.

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6 Responses to News From Merde-a-Lardo!

  1. roket says:

    I see the SS agent is keeping his eye out for wet paper bags.

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  2. Pyed says:

    Avoiding the shutdown isn’t difficult. Even a political imbecile should know how to arrange that. Simply crease the Tangerine Knobfather’s head with a spanner and the only objection to funding the government is silenced.


  3. FelineMama says:

    Hand holding. It’s an occupational hazard.


  4. MDavis says:

    Where is the bodyguard keeping his armament?


  5. David H Lippman says:

    An Orthodox Jew (Ivanka) should not be dressed like that.


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