News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Preznint Shithole speaks!

Axios paired these stories this afternoon:

Situational awareness: President Trump has made a surprise visit to U.S. servicemen in Iraq.

Breaking: The Dow went up by nearly 1,100 points today, breaking a losing streak dating back to last week.

…and it occurs to me that the market going up when Prznint McDeals is outta the country and in a dangerous warzone might not be unrelated.

Coinkydink? You be the judge!

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15 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Scottie says:

    Yes, and how much do you think it will crash when they bring him back… as he left? Also I am betting he goes to Mar-a-Largo instead of the White House. They sold a lot of very expensive tickets to the New Years celebration at Mar-A_Largo that included premise of face time with the president. He knows he better show up. Hugs


  2. David H Lippman says:

    At least he finally went to talk to the troops overseas.


  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    I’d rather see him in a Veterans’ cemetery during a downpour without his jumbo umbrella.


    • Pyed says:

      Stop your sentence after the first eight worlds. I mean, he’s 72, he’s lived long enough.
      He’s just going to spend the last seven years alloted acording to Ameerican life expectancy figures in jail, anyway.


  4. Osirisopto says:

    what we’re the odds?


  5. Osirisopto says:

    I took a survey on the vile thing 45 has said over the past year.

    I got 12/12. The survey said I’m too into the MHSG, know more about what he said than he does and need to get away from the news for a while.

    They’re right.


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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    Reminds me of that line in “Lovely Rita,” by the Beatles:

    “Made her look a little like a military man…” But only a little. Like, microscopically little, in his Commander Bunnypants jacket, and his jaunty little cap on his ferret-enshrouded head.

    Oh, and bear markets have been known to spike, especially right before a YUGE nose-dive.


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