‘Yes Virginia, There Is A Marginal Santa Claus’

Lump of Beautiful, Clean, Coal, anyone?

Somehow NORAD’s annual tracking of Santa Claus is not part of the government shut-down. One might guess that you don’t mess with parents whose kids are amped up on sugar and high with expectations of the piles of loot. But one is not Comrade Stupid, is one?


“President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump on Christmas Eve took calls from children anxious to find out where Santa was on his gift-giving journey.

“In one conversation, Trump asked a 7-year-old named Coleman, ‘Are you still a believer in Santa?’ He listened for a moment before adding, ‘Because at 7, it’s marginal, right?’ Trump listened again and chuckled before saying, ‘Well, you just enjoy yourself.’”

My Dawg, Comrade Stupid even effs-up the fun, easy stuff. Fox News covered Prznint Stupid’s spoiler. That’s gonna leave a mark.


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9 Responses to ‘Yes Virginia, There Is A Marginal Santa Claus’

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    You know what else is marginal? How about the S & P and NASDAQ? And how about public confidence in the way you’re handling one crisis after another? The upcoming slaughter of the Kurdish Army?
    I could keep going, but you get the point. And I bet what he got the kids for Xmas is pretty marginal, besides, as well.

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  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Merry Merry MPS.

    Liked by 2 people

  3. osirisopto says:

    Internet trolls cannot be happy unless they are shitting on someone.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Bruce388 says:

    A question on Twitter: Can FatNixon get through one day without being a piece of shit? Nice job of ruining Santa Claus for the kid.

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  5. Pyed says:

    Trump can’t believe in Santa Claus. Not when he has the whole of his capacity for belief involved in the belief that there was no collusion, he had the right to fire James Comey, if the president does it can’t be a crime, the economy of the country is in better shape than ever, and that twice as many people attended his inauguration than attended Obama’s.

    That’s more belief in impossible things before breakfast than could be handled by all the Alices in Wonderland!

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  6. David H Lippman says:

    Trump believes in Santa Claus…his name is Putin….


  7. paul fredine says:

    for what it’s worth, the people who man the santa tracker are volunteers so they don’t get paid either way (or so i’ve been told). as for trumpler and evalania taking calls, wouldn’t that be considered a form of child abuse?


  8. Condi says:

    Actually, one doesn’t mess with NORAD, volunteers or no.

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  9. roket says:

    Comrade Preznint Stupid may not believe in Santa but he sure does believe in the power of the lies that come out of his pie hole.


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