The Merde Touch

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So Prznint Comrade McDeals tweeted…

…and the Market reacted:

All 11 sectors of the S&P 500 are now negative for December, the fourth quarter and the full year.

So whatever good that living typo and noted Bond Villain Steve Mnunchin tried to accomplish, Prznint Stupid undid in a single tweet. Good work, we’re ahead of schedule for the crash!

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12 Responses to The Merde Touch

  1. Steve-O says:

    Fuck. tRump proves day by day that he is NOT a financial wizard. Or wizard’s assistant. Or even the guy that cleans the bathroom of the wizard’s assistant when he gets drunk on cheap young wine and shits himself.

    Happy Christmas, Spitballers. Stay strong.

    Liked by 4 people

    • Infidel753 says:

      Wizard? He’s Gilderoy Lockhart.

      How can even the Republicans fail to recognize now how dangerous it is having a blithering idiot in charge? They don’t care about government workers or people on food stamps or migrants, but they do care about the stock market, surely.

      The magic number is 20. That’s how many Senate Republicans we need, plus all the Democrats, to get to 67 for a successful removal after impeachment. I hope a lot of them are seeing big losses in their portfolios this week.

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  2. MDavis says:

    “… Democrat Shutdowns over Borders.,,, ”
    I bet you saw that coming, Ten and friends.
    What is the deal with weird capitalization? Is it just stylistic hicups? Does he think that if he capitalizes it makes it true?
    Ah, well. Time to put speculation away for a couple of days. I’m overdue for a holiday.

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  3. Feline Mama says:

    I don’t know how this country can still be standing. What with NOBODY, but, His Highness, knowing anything or how to do their job. What’s a King gonna do? SAD!!
    Now, the Fed. Whadda they know. I like the golf analogy, tho. Me thinks he might know about things such as these. JERK!!

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  4. Trade Wars and Strong Dollars. Simultaneously making imports AND exports more expensive for all involved.

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  5. purplehead says:

    Fucking A…such a genius, that the Dow has dropped 5100 points (so far) in one year. What is that, about 5%-6%? This is going to hurt a LOT of retired people who are crumb-gathering as it is.


  6. osirisopto says:

    So, now the guy 45 nominated for the post – one of the best people – doesn’t know his head form his ass?

    Wow. Trump really is a Republican. Playing the victim while blaming the victim while victimizing the innocent to distract the victims from his own failures. The only thing he’s not doing is demanding more tax cuts.

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  7. Dennis Cole says:

    Ah yes…………Strong Dollars! Sometimes MINE are so strong, they’re almost able to physically fling themselves outta my wallet, and directly into the filthy, money-grabbing hands of the checker who’s ringing up my groceries! And it seems to take more & more of those strong (but slowly weakening) dollars week by week.

    “There’ll be SO much winning, you’ll get tired of winning, after a while…”


  8. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    They are all shorting stocks, you just know it.

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