Midday Palate Cleanser

“Cookies and milk again? I’ll leave you a lump, it won’t be coal, and it won’t be in your stocking!” – Tonight, probably.

On a bright note, Axios morning email thingie tells us:

NORAD’s Santa tracker (877-HI-NORAD), now in its 63rd year, won’t be affected by the government shutdown:

  • It is run by volunteers at Peterson Air Force Base in Colorado, and is funded by the Pentagon budget approved earlier this year, AP reports.
  • Last year, the Santa tracker drew 126,000 phone calls and 18 million website hits.
  • 160 phones handle the calls.
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12 Responses to Midday Palate Cleanser

  1. That is a cat planning to skin it’s owner in it’s sleep…just as soon as it learns to operate the can opener…

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  2. Feline Mama says:

    “YOU think your Orange Grinch in Chief is BAD. You ain’t see nutin’ yet. AND, this is MY smiley face!!!

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  3. osirisopto says:

    Ah, X-mas spirit has been revealed.

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  4. donnah says:

    S-A-N-T-A or S-A-T-A-N? move the letters around and look at that cat. Look At Him!

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  5. Buttemilk Sky says:

    Can’t get the Dept of HHS on the phone to straighten out my Medicaid, but I can follow fucking Santa Claus “around the world.” MAGA.

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  6. MDavis says:

    Yikes!!
    I hope my cats never lose their fur, revealing the horror underneath.

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