After historic victories against ISIS, it’s time to bring our great young people home! pic.twitter.com/xoNjFzQFTp
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 19, 2018
Commander Bunnypants is declaring victory in Syria, bigly, and saying it’s time to bring American troops home. At home, Prznint Stupid is vowing to use the military to build his stupid wall along the border with Mexico.
These decisions were made after consulting with… his gut, maybe? (Or the Kremlin, probably. Definitely Stupid did NOT consult with John Bolton, obviously.)
Senatorette Miss Lindsey Graham, who was led-on by that cad Prznint Stupid and never appointed Attorney General:
Withdrawal of this small American force in Syria would be a huge Obama-like mistake. https://t.co/atsjHUyJlB
— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) December 19, 2018
That’s gonna leave a mark!
Last night we noted BRAVE, Brave, brave, L’il Marco ‘Big Gulp’ Rubio—the Cold Warrior for a New Generation, and beloved grandson figure of Wingnuts over the age of 65 and under the age of death—his passive-voice reaction.
But they were not the only ones! A group of bipartisan senators sent a letter to Prznint Stupid last night:
— Lindsey Graham (@LindseyGrahamSC) December 20, 2018
Lookit, I know nothing about geopolitics, and I try to avoid commenting on it because I know that I know nothing, but even I can see that a sudden pull-out (even from a mistaken military adventure) is a tactical and logistical mistake.
Anyway, the Kurds are about to be abandoned again by a Republican prznint (Hi Poppy Bush!), Israel is sweating, Gen. Mattis is fuming (and probably realizes it is time to leave), and meanwhile Vlad, ISIS and Al Qaeda, Iran, and Syria are all grinning. Vlad’s little gambit on the 2016 Goat Rodeo is paying off.
You don’t have to be Kreskin to see that Prznint Comrade thinks the Ameros he saves in Syria can be spent on his Tortilla Curtain, and just ordering the troops to build it is gonna work (Clue: that’s illegal). Re-allocating resources is what he would do as a CEO if this were another branded sky bordello project that needs to get back on schedule.