“If you got rid of the Welches, there might be room for salmon.”
“Me? I…I heard a funny noise and was afraid it might be..uhh…GIANT RATS! Yes that’s it MOST definitely, I wasn’t going to steal that chick..Welches grape jelly! It was the GIANT RATS!”
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HEY, who stole that opened can of Sheba I was hiding up here. Behind the Welches!! Huh! I’ll get the thief. I’ve got MY own Criminal Minds crime kit & I am on it !!!
“I gave up dumpster diving for grape jelly and taco sauce? C’mon, we can do better than this! Get something we can dip in that tartar sauce! We can share!”
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