‘Twas The Night Before X-Mas, And All Through The Pence’s…

“…Mother led a tour—without Mike—because there might be persons with menses.”

I have no idea why AP thought this should be a story, but that’s just more of our failed media.

“Every room on the main floor of the Naval Observatory represents a verse from the poem by Clement Clarke Moore, officially titled “A Visit from St. Nicholas.” Pence has a family tradition of reading the holiday classic to his three children every Christmas Eve even though they’re adults now and the gang includes a daughter-in-law.”

He still reads that crap to his adult children.

And that’s when I clicked the tab closed.

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13 Responses to ‘Twas The Night Before X-Mas, And All Through The Pence’s…

  1. M. Bouffant says:

    Religious content in Nite B4 Xmas? ZERO! Just some fat guy breaking & entering to leave plastic consumer horsecrap. War on Xmas indeed.


  2. Redhand says:

    “On Donner, on Blitzen!”


  3. Scottie says:

    WTF, sounds like there are a few people in that family that seriously need to grow up. Hugs


  4. MDavis says:

    I think this might be why the AP thought it was newsworthy – sort of an antidote to the truly awful.


  5. Hey at least it wasn’t the Murder Forest…

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  6. Sir Nigel says:

    “And in this last room, we have a barf bucket for those who are so inclined”

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  7. Bruce388 says:

    So the Pence kiddies haven’t spawned yet? Are they indulging in (gasp) CONTRACEPTIVES????

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  8. roket says:

    The only thing missing is a dead fetus on a fireplace mantel? Boors.


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