Hey guys, remember last week when Prznint Stupid said he’d be “proud” to shut down the federal gubmint if he did not get $5B Ameros to build his stupid wall? Haha, he was just kidding! Don’t you people have a sense of humor?!
Without offering specifics, Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders said, “We have other ways that we can get to that $5 billion.” [insert Warner-Brothers cartoon of breaking into a safe here…]
Commander Bunnypants said he could take the money out of the military budget, which is illegal. Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell suggested that Trump be given a billion-dollar slush fund literally on the day that Comrade Trumps personal slush fund got dissolved by a law suit.
So, with two illegal offers rejected, Prznint Art-of-the-Deal still has not told anyone what he would accept to avoid a shutdown on Saturday.