News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Possum Hollar tests walls.

Scissorhead Roket sends along this exciting news via the electronic mail. He won’t say who sent it but we assume that there must be a Facebook Rage Uncle in every family, even one as nice as Roket’s. But I digress…

We The People Will Fund The Wall…

“…If the 63 million people who voted for Trump each pledge $80, we can build the wall.” That equates to roughly 5Billion Dollars, even if we get half, that’s half the wall. We can do this. 

Democrats are going to stall this project by every means possible and play political games to ensure President Trump doesn’t get his victor. They’d rather see President Trump fail, than see America succeed.  However, if we can fund a large portion of this wall, it will jumpstart things and will be less money Trump has to secure from our politicians.

This won’t be easy, but it’s our duty as citizens. This needs to be shared every single day by each of you on social media. We can do it, and we can help President Trump make America safe again!

• How will we get the funds to the right place? We have contacted the Trump Administration to secure a point of contact where all funds will go upon completion. When get this information secured we will update. We have many very high level contacts already helping.

Republican Representative Steven Palazzo of Mississippi is introducing legislation to direct the Treasury Department to issue government savings bonds which would allow us to fund the wall this method. This is just one option, there are others on the table being discussed.

• 100% of your donations will go to the Trump Wall. If for ANY reason we don’t reach our goal we will refund your donation. 

• We are working with a law firm on a legal document that will bind the government to using the funds for the border wall itself, nothing else.

• We will hold all funds and not release a single penny until we have all legal aspects covered to ensure our money goes only to the wall. 

• If we don’t reach our goal or come significantly close we will refund every single penny.

LET’S GET THIS WALL BUILT! And make America Safe Again!

I’m not linking to the GoFundMe page, but I feel obligated to let you know that this plea has raised over $600K Ameros in 2 days, or 0.00012% of the goal (if my long division skills are still good, always questionable) with donations from almost 10K residents of Possum Hollar.

Now, it might be an infinitesimal percentage of the goal, but it is enough that it could make a difference to a local economy, a school district, or a  worthy charity, but instead it is going to promote xenophobia and racism.

And that is what is gonna drive me to drink.

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. MDavis says:

    “Democrats are going to stall this project by every means possible and play political games to ensure President Trump doesn’t get his victor. ”
    These guys don’t pay a lot of attention to details, do they?


  2. Lsamsa says:

    ‘If we don’t reach our goal or come significantly close we will refund every single penny.’
    Ah, so millions of people, or however many, will be tracked with their addresses, so you are able to send them their donation back…per the above condition?
    Plus lots of staff to do this & money enough to fund said database & staff?


  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    This must be the new-old Trump foundation/slush account so recently shuttered.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Bruce388 says:

    Do they take Quatloos?

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Osiris Opto says:

    They’ll refund the money as soon as they find the real birth certificate.


  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Now, THIS is what I call serious grifting. This is one deplorable who learned a thing or two at Trump University.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Bruce388 says:

    As seen on Twitter:

    The wall is projected to cost $20 billion.

    A crowdsourcing effort is trying to fund the wall via individual contributions of $80.

    250 million people would thus need to donate to reach the goal, or 4 times the # who voted for Trump.

    Sounds like a scam to me.


    — Snake Oil Demagogue


  8. Buttemilk Sky says:

    Watch the mail for your refund check from Mexico. You may already be a winner!

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Kent Fossgreen says:

    And on tomorrow’s episode of “Bold New Frontiers In Grifting”…


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