News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Building A Better Theocracy

The founder of American Renewal Project, David Lane, is praying for us again. Let’s find out why!

“Contemporary America lost its bearings in the last 100 years and turned into a secular culture. It all began with advancing the false religion of secularism, followed by the erosion of character of America’s youth through public education and the breakdown of the family. Soon thereafter, the collapse and now absence of character in national leadership took place…”

[He then scorns the Boy Scouts for letting gay and trans kids in, and then blames Paul Ryan for not smiting Lane’s enemies, like Planned Parenthood, when he could.]

“Pew Research reported that evangelical turnout in 2018 was at 2014 and 2010 levels, in other words, anemic and impotent. (Pew Research Center, Nov. 7, 2018; How religious groups voted in the midterm elections.)”

OK, so Lane also is blaming Y’all Qaeda for not voting, and perhaps he does not notice that they are dying off, rapidly, and not replacing their dead butts in the pews with new butts in the pews, so to speak.

“With astonishing speed, Christians seem to have erased from living memory such things as Fast and Furious, deepening deficits, gays praying at the Inauguration, transgender bathrooms, transgender military, voter bullying by ACORN, racism exploited by Black Lives Matter, insurrection fueled by leftist totalitarians in major U.S. cities, violence and IRS investigations of Christian conservative organizations.”

So, if I am understanding Lane’s argument, then, he’s blaming Republicans and Christ-ers for everything he sees as wrong, and I can go along with that.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Redhand says:

    Soon thereafter, the collapse and now absence of character in national leadership took place…”

    Surely after that ellipsis, there was a scathing indictment of Trump’s corrupt presidency and all the federal department heads who have had to resign in disgrace …

    No, you say?

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  2. Why is it all I can ever hear in these whinging assholes’ rants are the lament that the cute hippie girls never wanted to have anything to do with them…

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    • Jim says:

      Some of them secretly like the boys, actually. These pseudo-Christian ranters really have no credibility on any subject least of all serious politics.

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  3. roket says:

    The false religion of secularism? Dude needs an intervention.

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  4. w3ski4me says:

    Idiot. Government is a Secular culture, and if he can’t understand that he is an idiot. Yes all those “scams” went away as all scams should. “Benghazi” anyone? While we chat about forgotten scams.
    Also, I have read the entire Bible at least once, end to end. I cannot ever recall Jesus ever speaking of gays, especially as in “the destruction of”. Where do “these people” come up with this crap? Yes, old testament, but are we as Christians not under the new testament and not the old? I know, arguments aplenty there, but to me it seems so clearly defined .
    w3ski

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  5. MDavis says:

    I just read that first line as “… David Lane is preying for us again…”
    Truth in religiosity.

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