17 Investigations and Counting

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

Bob Mueller be like…

Who’s counting, you ask?

Wired Magazine has created a handy cut-out-and-keep guide to all 17 (Known) Trump and Russia Investigations! It would be wrong to just republish their work, but I think listing the investigators and saying most of ’em have multiple investigations going on is fair play! It’s a good read!

There are investigations by:

  • special counsel Robert Mueller
  • the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York
  • the U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia
  • the U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia
  • New York City, New York State (and other state attorneys general)
  • a mystery investigation from an unknown office!

That’s a lot of rats, Comrade Trump. Most of these 17 investigations have known cooperators, from Flynn to Cohen to Gates to the National Inquirer’s Pecker (see what I did there?) who have already been convicted.

There’s a New NBC/WSJ poll on whether Trump has been honest about the Russia probe: 34% say yes, 62% say no.

FatNixon is going down.

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7 Responses to 17 Investigations and Counting

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    Hmmm………serving a duly-ordered search warrant is NOT “Breaking in.” Perhaps they didn’t knock politely enough “Uhhh, excuse us? We gotta warrant here – the judge was handing them out like Halloween candy, and guess what? We got one!”

    Yes, they did the unthinkable, but it wasn’t exactly unheard of. And the comparison to rats is an insult to rats. When cornered, rats turn vicious & nasty, and fight to the death. Cohen folded like a soggy noodle, and turned State’s (Fed’s?) Evidence, in exchange for a reduced sentence.

    Hair Furor: ” I am NOT going to jail! I demand to see my lawyer!
    FBI: “Your lawyer is IN jail.”
    Hair Furor: “Does he have visiting privileges?”

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    (With a key, provided by the cooperating occupant and holding a valid warrant signed by a federal judge.)

    And ‘breaking into the DNC’ Yo buddy, ix-Nay on the atergate-Way eferences-Ray, it doesn’t help your ‘case’….

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  3. Osiris Opto says:

    “He vouldn’t know vat to do vonce he got there” Melania did not say.


  4. roket says:

    Are all of Comrade Preznint Stupids tweets considered obstruction of justice or just most of them?

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    • Pyed says:

      Most of them (except for a few of the ones he got White House aides to write for him) represent deconstruction (destruction!) of American grammar and spelling.


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