Paying Off Mistresses, Bunnies, and Pornstars (Oh My!) Doesn’t Pay

Touched By An Angel, or at least a Fed.

Michael Cohen told ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos that Candidate Stupid arranged for Cohen to make hush payments to women alleging affairs with Stupid because he was “very concerned about how [the allegations] would affect the election.”

As you can imagine, opinions differ bigly!

NBC News: “Trump was the third person in the room in August 2015 when his lawyer Michael Cohen and National Enquirer publisher David Pecker discussed ways Pecker could help counter negative stories about Trump’s relationships with women.”

NBC News analyst and former assistant U.S. attorney Daniel Goldman said that would “squarely place Trump in the middle of a conspiracy to commit campaign finance fraud.”

Most analysts and pundits are comparing this to the John Edwards’ mistress payoffs ($900K Ameros), which clearly shows us that there is a precedent and that paying off mistresses, bunnies, and pornstars (Oh My!) with the intent to keep them silent and not disclosing payments of over $2,700 is indeed campaign fraud.

They got him nailed on this.

Last word to Bullshit Barbie’s husband:

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6 Responses to Paying Off Mistresses, Bunnies, and Pornstars (Oh My!) Doesn’t Pay

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    I looked all through the Yellow Pages. I used Google, Yahoo Search, Duck-Duck Go, and a number of other, lesser search engines, and I can’t seem to find ANY “campaign finance lawyers.” If such a specialty, or sub-specialty exists, then they certainly hide themselves well.

    Or perhaps they’re only available to the likes of Preznits and VPs and such. Makes sense; the law-abiding general public would have little to no reason to avail themselves of those services .

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    • MDavis says:

      And then there’s “…-including the fact that his family was temporarily let off the hook.” Which family is he talking about? How does that work? I remember (from a movie) some girlfriend of Ted’s finding plaster of paris in their medicine cabinet and starting to wonder about things… But somehow she was never on the hook for Ted’s actions. Lucky girl.

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  2. Amazing, Michael Cohen, who is a lawyer and should know this stuff, HIS defense lawyers, Federal prosecutors from TWO DIFFERENT offices (SDNY and the special prosecutor’s office) AND the Judge who accepted his plea deal and sentenced him, ALL somehow missed the fact that these were civil complaints not felonies, and thus not even appropriate for adjudication in the criminal court system?

    Maybe he’s going to ‘Civil Violation Prison Adult Day and Night Care Center’

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  3. roket says:

    When Comrade Preznint Stupid says “WITCH HUNT” he really means “WINK, WINK, NOD, NOD”.

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  4. w3ski4me says:

    As to the payoff for the “Bunny”, I originally heard there was a baby involved? Then I read where it was some other congresscritter but now it’s tRump himself that admits he was with her? I want to know about her offspring or more likely paid abortion.
    Let us all be very clear that there is nothing even ‘Xristian’ about him.
    w3ski

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    • tengrain says:

      That was (allegedly) the mistress of the RNC Finance Chair, who might have been covering for Comrade Horndog. There’s so much more to come.

      TG

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