Happy Hour News Briefs
Tiger beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us that in 2020 we can expect to see a Congressional race featuring… GEORGE PAPADOPOLOUS!!1!
Yup, the infamous Covfefe Boy that no one in Candidate Stupid’s 2016 Goat Rodeo Campaign knew (except all of ’em) is throwing his hat in the ring!
Let’s list his qualifications!
- Already knows Russians? Check
- Blabbermouth Drunk? Check
- Convicted felon? Check
It’s amazing that the Republicans aren’t putting him on the Goat Rodeo Ticket!