News That Will Drive You To Drink

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You’re the cream in my covfefe

Tiger beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) tells us that in 2020 we can expect to see a Congressional race featuring… GEORGE PAPADOPOLOUS!!1!

Yup, the infamous Covfefe Boy that no one in Candidate Stupid’s 2016 Goat Rodeo Campaign knew (except all of ’em) is throwing his hat in the ring!

Let’s list his qualifications!

  • Already knows Russians? Check
  • Blabbermouth Drunk? Check
  • Convicted felon? Check

It’s amazing that the Republicans aren’t putting him on the Goat Rodeo Ticket!

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Karla says:

    So is he just gonna pick a district at some later date? Way to show you really want to represent THAT particular district.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    GP could be Pence’s replacement. If FatNixon lasts that long.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Papadapolous/Scaramucci 2020… we have ALL the syllables.

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  4. Jim says:

    And hee looks like a cheap hood all of the time. That’ll certinly work.

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  5. Scottie says:

    I think he will be back in jail before that. I read that the FBI is opening more investigations on him. Hugs

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  6. RWW says:

    I’d say he’s in the insipid stage and not likely to get out of it. It’s heartwarming that his first instinct is to get in touch with donors. The Grift is strong in this one.

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  7. HarpoSnarx says:

    He’d better strategize getting all those vowels on a lawn sign . . . cheap hood.

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