Fratsputin for Chief of Staff

“I say, old Bean, have you seen where I left the Middle East Peace Plan?”

According to the FAKE NEWS!!1!, Jared Kushner, President Stupid’s Fratsputin and current White House senior aide Jared Kushner is under consideration for the newly vacant Chief of Staff role.  And… according to other reports, he isn’t.

And so it went back and forth yesterday, until a very large shadow loomed (per Axios morning email thingie, idiosyncratic emboldening and bullets is theirs – I’m done trying to fix their weirdness):


President Trump met with Chris Christie last evening and considers him a top contender to replace John Kelly as chief of staff, a source familiar with the president’s thinking tells Jonathan Swan.

  • Christie is “tough; he’s an attorney; he’s politically-savvy, and one of Trump’s early supporters,” the source said.

Behind the scenes: Trump has met with a couple of others, but the way he’s discussed Christie to confidants makes them think he’s serious. The former New Jersey governor’s legal background may also come in handy next year.

  • Between the lines: Christie is used to being a principal, and it’s unclear how he would handle playing second fiddle. Also, he is not a friend of the Kushners. (As U.S. attorney for New Jersey, Christie sent Jared’s father to prison.)

Also spotted at the White House yesterday … another contender for chief of staff: David Bossie, Trump’s 2016 deputy campaign manager.


Bossie would be the 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign manager that is not in prison.

Anyway, so Kushner or the guy who put Kushner’s daddy behind bars, or a guy who worked on the most felonious campaign in US History.

The best people! Bigly!

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8 Responses to Fratsputin for Chief of Staff

  1. Bruce388 says:

    And in other news, McDonald’s has doubled its orders of Big Mac ingredients for stores in the D.C. area. A spokesperson said the company is expecting a yuge increase in demand.

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  2. Osirisopto says:

    “Bossie would be the 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign manager that is not in prison.”

    Yet.

    Not in prison, yet.

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  3. Dennis Cole says:

    Hide the ham sammiches! Chris Christie is coming!!!

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  4. Well, since he’s already streamlined government, brought lasting peace (The Bone Saw Accord! Pieces Peace in Our Time!) to the Middle East and reformed our entire justice system, why not appoint him as UN Ambassador, Attorney General AND CoS?? Heck, he could probably cover for several other cabinet members as well!

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  5. roket says:

    b>What this means: If Chris Christie is selected, bridges all across America, and especially ones in blue states, will be reduced to one lane for no apparent reason.

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