Of Payoffs and Playmates

Pin the tail on the Bunny!

Yesterday, Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer Michael Cohen (sorry Rudy!) was sentenced to three years in prison for amongst other things violating campaign finance laws, and Cohen has implicated then-candidate Stupid in the scheme, who (NOT ALLEGEDLY ANY LONGER) paid off assorted mistresses and pornstars at the demand of his client, then-candidate Stupid.

Let’s go back to the beginnings of BunnyGate, when the Wall Street Journal published the story about a $150,000 payoff to Karen McDougal four days before(!)  the exciting conclusion of the 2016 Goat Rodeo!

“National Enquirer Shielded Donald Trump From Playboy Model’s Affair Allegation”

It’s a good story, and it did nothing to dissuade Possum Hollar and Y’all Qaeda from supporting Candidate Horndog. But then again, neither did the Access Hollywood video. Go figure.

Which brings us to the news that the National Inquirer has now flipped, it’s owner the aptly named David Pecker leaked (haha, see what I did there?) that he has negotiated complete immunity for rat-ing out Comrade Horndog. AMI, the owner of the National Inquirer, has confessed to using “catch and kill” tactics to help Comrade Stupid and hurt his opponents.

This was widely speculated, but now is accepted as a fact, and though I’m not a lawyer, it seems like there is a conspiracy here. I can hardly wait for Mr. Mueller to release more details of what the co-conspirators know. Money changed hands, assuredly, so more campaign finance violations? You betcha!

 

 

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5 Responses to Of Payoffs and Playmates

  1. Dennis Cole says:

    A leaky pecker could be an indication of a serious underlying problem involving the male plumbing parts. I recommend calling the Watergate Plumbers, to see if they have any recommendations on how to “fix” the problem.

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  2. Jim says:

    There is no doubt about Comrade Stupid’s direct involvement and coordination of this conspiracy since Cohen taped a lot of the phone calls he had with Comrade Stupid including at least a couple that were quite detailed about the Bunny that loved Comrade Stupid, the aptly named Pecker and his magical safe of mysteries, the money itself and the direction from C.S., of course. FBI has all that. No speculation required. Of course, Prznint Stupid will say that’s not his actual voice like he lamely tried to say about the Access Hollywood tape and, like then, everyone will point and laugh.

    But the other interesting part is whether the Three Stooges, Moe, Larry and Ivanka, as officers of the Trump Crime Family Company were also aware of these two payoffs. If so, whoopsie.

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  3. roket says:

    Let the litigations begin.

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  4. Feline Mama says:

    That pic: Ah, Then & Now!! Hey Donnie, what happened?? Where’s that smile? Where are those lovely, smiley faces? Where’d they go?? You are potus, now. SAD!!!!!!!!!!

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