Yesterday, Prznint Stupid’s stupidest lawyer Michael Cohen (sorry Rudy!) was sentenced to three years in prison for amongst other things violating campaign finance laws, and Cohen has implicated then-candidate Stupid in the scheme, who (NOT ALLEGEDLY ANY LONGER) paid off assorted mistresses and pornstars at the demand of his client, then-candidate Stupid.
Let’s go back to the beginnings of BunnyGate, when the Wall Street Journal published the story about a $150,000 payoff to Karen McDougal four days before(!) the exciting conclusion of the 2016 Goat Rodeo!
It’s a good story, and it did nothing to dissuade Possum Hollar and Y’all Qaeda from supporting Candidate Horndog. But then again, neither did the Access Hollywood video. Go figure.
Which brings us to the news that the National Inquirer has now flipped, it’s owner the aptly named David Pecker leaked (haha, see what I did there?) that he has negotiated complete immunity for rat-ing out Comrade Horndog. AMI, the owner of the National Inquirer, has confessed to using “catch and kill” tactics to help Comrade Stupid and hurt his opponents.
This was widely speculated, but now is accepted as a fact, and though I’m not a lawyer, it seems like there is a conspiracy here. I can hardly wait for Mr. Mueller to release more details of what the co-conspirators know. Money changed hands, assuredly, so more campaign finance violations? You betcha!