News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Jump for Jeebus! Our shiny-headed pal Josh Bernstein tells us that Hair Füror is on the upward trend with Blah voters, and if Prznint Stupid were to kick the walking termite buffet off of the ticket, well, Allen West or David Clarke should be his running mate because: the monolithic Blah vote would go to The New Confederacy, for sure!

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. MDavis says:

    I did not realize how much he hates the skirts.

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  2. roket says:

    So the GOP is going to rethink it’s voter suppression strategies? That’ll be the day.

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  3. Why no Trump-Haley ticket?? GIRL COOTIES!!!!

    Ol Dave ‘Five Star’ Clarke may well be out of the running seeing as how he’s all tangled in the NRA money laundering criminal conspiracy scheme.

    Maybe Allen will get ’em to vote by firing off his pistol alongside their heads.

    THAT would be a door knocking campaign for the history books :

    “Knock knock knock”
    “Yes?”
    “Ma’am, I’d like you to vote for Trump-West !”
    “No I don’t think I…”
    KABLAM!
    “Next one goes IN your head, capische? Who will you vote for?”

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  4. donnah says:

    So Trump will be running while he’s in prison?

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  5. Osiris Opto says:

    I’ve never been bored by a video in 3 seconds before.
    Dudes delivery reminds me of a dust mop.

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