“I don’t need no stinkin’ signs!”
(Birds are jerks.)
Well, you trying surviving since the days of the dinosaurs. We sure ain’t got that moxie. We got the moxie to destroy everything, though.
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I had a breeding pair of Muscovy “watch-ducks” way back many years ago, and I’m here to tell you the male was VISCIOUS! So much so, that I eventually had to get a muzzle for it, because my friends quit coming around.
Ever go shopping for a duck muzzle? No? Well, you ain’t gonna find one, so I had to settle for a dog muzzle, and since I couldn’t bring the offending duck to the store, to get it fitted, I had to guesstimate. So when I found one I thought would be the appropriate size, I took it to the counter to pay for it, and explained to the salesperson it was for a duck, and not a dog. She said, “Well, I hope it works!” I replied, “Me too – it looks to be about the right size; I’ll go home to see if it fits the bill…”
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A little bit long-winded, but it’s a true story, and I get so few chances for an appropriate time to tell it. And it went right over her head, btw.
And there were TWO puns in that missive: “Watch-ducks.” Nyuk, nyuk.
“Chuck, how many times do I have to tell YOU!! It’s suppose to read “Humans Are Aggressive, Flee, Hide, Run for your LIVES!” “JEEZE!!!!!!”
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