Midday Palate Cleanser

“I don’t need no stinkin’ signs!”

(Birds are jerks.)

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7 Responses to Midday Palate Cleanser

  1. purplehead says:

    Well, you trying surviving since the days of the dinosaurs. We sure ain’t got that moxie. We got the moxie to destroy everything, though.

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    I had a breeding pair of Muscovy “watch-ducks” way back many years ago, and I’m here to tell you the male was VISCIOUS! So much so, that I eventually had to get a muzzle for it, because my friends quit coming around.

    Ever go shopping for a duck muzzle? No? Well, you ain’t gonna find one, so I had to settle for a dog muzzle, and since I couldn’t bring the offending duck to the store, to get it fitted, I had to guesstimate. So when I found one I thought would be the appropriate size, I took it to the counter to pay for it, and explained to the salesperson it was for a duck, and not a dog. She said, “Well, I hope it works!” I replied, “Me too – it looks to be about the right size; I’ll go home to see if it fits the bill…”

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  3. Feline Mama says:

    “Chuck, how many times do I have to tell YOU!! It’s suppose to read “Humans Are Aggressive, Flee, Hide, Run for your LIVES!” “JEEZE!!!!!!”


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