He Never Learns

“I thought you’d be taller.”

Don’t fire anyone until you have the replacement hired.


“Nick Ayers, the leading candidate to replace John Kelly as President Donald Trump’s chief of staff, announced Sunday he will not be taking the job, reviving discussions about who will succeed the retired Marine general when he leaves at the end of the month.

“Ayers, who has served as Vice President Mike Pence’s chief of staff for more than a year, turned down the position because he could not agree to terms with the President, a White House official told CNN.”

I’ve read that this Ayers is a slick operator. He doesn’t want to get the stench of The Russian Usurper on his career. It’s one think to work for Mother Pence, it is entirely another to work for the first prznint who will be arraigned for treason, but I’m only guessing.

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7 Responses to He Never Learns

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Aw, hell, I’ll do it. As long as I can wear a wire for Mueller.

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    • tengrain says:

      Bruce388 –

      In the immortal words of Liz Cheney (paraphrasing, of course): you are a Scissorhead and a Patriot.




  2. Ayers is looking remarkably rattish as he dons his life jacket and shoves some women and children overboard on the way to the lifeboats.


  3. Condi says:

    I think it’s sweet that Ayers is standing by his man

    If you had to guess…which one ‘tops’?


  4. Dennis Cole says:

    One of the terms they couldn’t reach an agreement on was the prevalence of “No Smocking” signs all around the West Wing. After all, Ayers is a commensurate Koch-smocker and just can’t abide by such a rule.


  5. roket says:

    What we have here is a failure to communicate. Whoever takes the position will have to be a treasonous bastard, what with the NDA’s and Loyalty Oaths and whatnot.

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