News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“Corsi?,” Prznint Stupid bellowed, “I don’t even know si!”

Weird, huh? Because The Daily Beast tells us that Comrade Stupid’s second-dumbest attorney Wrong-Again Rudy says that have a verbally agreed upon joint defense agreement with James Corsi, whom Comrade Trump doesn’t know.

And we all know that Comrade Stupid’s relationship with Corsi goes back to the glory days of Birtherism, when he and Corsi (whom he didn’t know AGAIN) talked about the illegitimacy of the Kenyan Usurper’s birth certificate.

And who can forget when Comrade Trump tweeted a link to an article written by Corsi (the-guy-he-doesn’t-know for the THIRD TIME) that claimed that Obama wears an Islamic wedding ring:

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. revzafod says:

    “Why does Barack Obama’s ring have an arabic inscription?” I’ll bet the date uses Araibic numerals, so like a blind hog who occasionally roots up an acorn, Drumpf is probably right.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    If anyone is an expert on Arabic inscriptions, it has to be FatNixon.


  3. Dennis Cole says:

    When Wetsy-Betsy deVoss informed him that our schools have been using Arabic numerals ever since Obama was elected, he blew up, he was so furious. “I want a return to American numbers immediately! Get it done, or else!”

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    • Pyed says:

      “In the closing hours of MMXVIII, the Tangerine Troglodyte decreed that the country would substitute using the numeric system employed before switching to Arabic. On the II of January MMXIX, every tech company in Silicon Valley announced anticipated delays in the launch of their newest products. With the Internet and telephone systems out of service, it took some weeks for the word to get around.”

      — from the Encyclopedia of Twenty-First Century Cock-Ups

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  4. roket says:

    Denying Corsi three times before the cock crows is a bad omen.

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  5. revzafod says:

    Time until Drumpf explodes in Arabic numerals:
    9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1,,, Zero

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