Hey guys, Prznint Boob-Tube has decided to have a former Fox News Reader Heather Nauert replace Nikki Haley as the ambassador to the United Nations.
“Laugh at me, will you,” Prznint Stupid didn’t say to the UN, “My revenge will take a long while and be really stuuuuupid.”
“In terms of what we normally look for at the United Nations, her resume is very thin.”
–Crypt Keeper David Gergen on CNN
Let’s see what Gergen meant and look at her skills: 1) Good on the electronic teevee machine. B) See 1.
Nauert will have to be approved by the Senate, but when has that ever stopped an unqualified ninny? See Betsy ‘Special Ed’ Devos. I rest my case.
Nauert worked with noted sex crime cover-up expert Bill Shine for years at Fox. Shine now is in charge of communications at the WH, where his skills as a cover-up expert are (ALLEGEDLY) not being use. Nauert’s appointment is yet another example of the merger between Fox and the White House.
UPDATE 1: I forgot to mention this – Nauert was once on the Curvy Couch as a back-up Petunia on Comrade Stupid’s favorite morning cartoon show Petunia and Pals. Anyone feel any better?