The Russian Usurper Has No Plan B. Also, He Has No Plan A, Too

Bob Mueller be like…

According to  The Atlantic, the Fourth Reich has no plan for how to deal with Mr. Mueller’s report on the Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac matter when he releases it, mostly because they realize that Comrade Prznint is nuts and won’t follow any instructions anyway, to why bother?

But while most organizations, political or otherwise, might take the time to prepare for this kind of slow-moving train, the Trump White House is all but winging it. According to a half-dozen current and former White House officials, the administration has no plans in place for responding to the special counsel’s findings—save for expecting a Twitter spree.

Jeebus, take the wheel!

Attempting to plan “would mean you would have to have an honest conversation about what might be coming,” a former senior White House official, who requested anonymity to speak freely, told me.

Well, that ain’t gonna happen, so improvisation it is! I almost feel sorry for Wrong-Again Rudy. Almost.

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9 Responses to The Russian Usurper Has No Plan B. Also, He Has No Plan A, Too

  1. It’s going to be ripe for a ‘Downfall’ subtitling…hell you could probably just drop in Orange Twitler’s tweets verbatim

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  2. Dennis Cole says:

    Plan A is to just ignore it – and anything else that doesn’t meet with donny’s approval: subpoenas, statutes, indictments, or even orders to vacate the premises. Even if he WAS impeached,(HAH!), he would likely just sit there, and ignore that, too.
    “Not me, I’m NOT leaving,” he would pout. “I’m SO not a loser, like they’re claiming I am.”

    And Plan B? A one-way ticket to the Motherland, where he hopes Pootey-poot will console him.


  3. roket says:

    According to a high ranking Whitehouse official who wishes to remain anonymous, Plan 9 (if we get that far) is a Space Force Escape Pod.


  4. ming says:

    If only Mary Trump had known about Plan B…

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  5. Feline Mama says:

    Can you imagine “This” prezidint on Dec. 7, 1941? “The sky is falling! Help!! Where’s MY safe room? “


  6. moeman says:

    Just shove some Big Macs down his gullet.


  7. Lsamsa says:

    Plan-Trump…build a wall!! Around Mar-a-Lago…with a supply chain from KFC & Coke…or else…tariffs!!!!


  8. Redhand says:

    It’s kinda hard to “plan” when you’re guilty as hell. Maybe the expected twitterstorm is the first salvo in his insanity defense.

    I want to see him really suffer as his world crumbles around him. Is that wrong of me? * * * BAWHAWHAW!

    Then again, he could always hijack a really big truck and drive it into the Potomac River. See below.


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